She just HAD to take an attitude with me

Because she did something stupid

This is what you get when you sit your electronics and your DRINK on the fucking couch

you spill it

on your electronics

"Get me a towel."

"Did you spill your drink?"

;glower

"Ask yourself the question again while I sop up the liquid."

".......sorry.."

"And of course it gets all over my clothes and headphones.."

I HOPE THEY'RE MESSED UP

BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING DUMBASS