I think you are getting sloppy.

What do you want.

I'm curious about the child

I think you should be too.

He's a child. He's America. There are a lot of weirder things that have happened here.

Need I remind you that there are several of Me.

But where did this one come from. All versions of you are at least the same age?

...I don't know.

Russia had him.

....

......mon dieu.

Russia had him.

Think about that

Yes, I know. I have thought about it...

And?

Well, at the time, I wasn't even concerned with where he came from. I just wanted to get him away from that man.

I am going to call him Trojan.

Russia has become quite... enamoured with me, lately...

And not because of 'mistakes'

.....hahaha please, I must hear this.

It's... not like there's anything to hear... He locked me in his wine cellar for a while. I managed to escape.

But I think he's trying to get to Prussia.

.... he has a wine cellar.

get to him for what? Ah, this is fun. it is like the war, non? Who shall I spread rumours about?

To hurt Prussia, you idiot. So tht he can have me.

And now, suddenly, a little America shows up in his house.

And you invited him in to your home where a young America is left with a naked Prussia

It's not my fault he crawls into the room in the morning!

And Prussia's getting better about going to bed. With clothes. But that's besides the point!

That IS besides the point

you have a puppet of Russia in your home who could be putting MY Amerique in danger in the meantime.

He is not a puppet of Russia.

How dare you say such a thing.

How do you know he isn't? I find this very suspicious and, let's face it, if he takes you down, the EU will be affected.

I will leave you to think about it. But if my family is put in danger, I will come for you. And, as much as I hate it, you are... like

family

like the embarrassing uncle nobody wants to talk to.

because he smells like leather and makes no sense

..............

Dammit.

Fine, I'll talk to Russia. But not for you. Or America.

Because I don't care if you two rot.

....You can't just talk to him! You must sleuth

Hm. Well, I have many ways of sleuthing. I'm a master, after all.

I should have gone to that Bond one.

Shut up! Bond learned from me!

I'll take care of it!

After the Olympics.