cheesecake

Kougamyazawa: The dessert: it's all right once in a while, but it's nothing he's crazy about

He prefers plain cheesecake over the fancier kinds, though. Anything other than fruit is just too much

Now if you mean pinups: not really relevant to his interests

pinups?

Kougamyazawa: Yeah. Cheesecake is a slang term for pinup girls

kittens

It's usually the old stuff from the 40s and 50s, or newer stuff that's inspired by oldschool cheesecake

arrshley: Edgeworth does not like them

The problem with kittens is that they grow up into cats, and cats are a nuisance

the comfort level of the chairs in a courtroom

oh, good

(also, dogs and puppies are superior)

husbando: An important balance must be struck

They have to be comfortable enough for people to sit in for long periods of time

but not so comfortable that people are falling asleep when they should be paying attention

hahahaha

so logical, Edgeworth

China's cat will have an inexplicable love for Edgeworth then

arrshley: and Edgeworth will try to shoo the cat away at every opportunity

China is the one that likes you. Go to him

the birds too

....I'm torn on whether or not he'd like the birds

On the one hand, they wouldn't annoy him on the same level that cats do

On the other hand, a friend and I joked about how von Karma is good with birds

and probably had one mean as hell cockatiel when Edgeworth and Fran were young

maybe he'd be at first, but grow to like the small ones

anything bigger than a budgie would make him go though

AWW

little birds, they land on his shoulders

like he's a Disney princess

hahaha

cheep cheep cheep!

they're kinda cute.... >\\>

(he will never admit this out loud)

maybe China can catch him looking at the cage

staring at them as they're acting like, well, birds

juvenile deliquents

Kougamyazawa: While they may be young, they're no less deserving of punishment than their adult counterparts

Enormous Penis a cappella (Da Vincis Notebook) this song

And who knows, maybe being scared straight at a young age will teach them a lesson

Though, when he thinks too hard on the matter, there's this little voice in the back of his head that goes

"hey. hey. didn't you maybe kinda sorta almost definitely commit this awful, awful crime when you were a kid?"

"because you know, you might've."

"just thought I should give you a head's up"

"p.s. you're still a filthy criminal like everyone else enjoy your moment of existential doubt"

Cuddles!!

Also he has no thoughts on the song because he'd refuse to listen to it

Sees the address, goes NOPE and closes the window

He's certain that it's probably something quite stupid, though

arashiko: cuddles

He's not... used to them

heehee, looking at the cute and blushing

he's had little, if any, physical affection since he was a kid, so most of the time they set off his mental alarms

like "someone is in your personal space get away get away"

but... if he's with someone he trusts, they can be nice

99% of the time the other person will have to initiate, though

post-coital cuddles are more feasible than most, though, because if it was any good he'll be too tired and content to really overanalyze

and will be more likely to just go with the flow

Forcible cuddles!

CUDDLES AREN'T SOMETHING YOU CAN FORCE

....though he might cuddle in his sleep, when he does actually sleep with another person

instead of just going "bbl" and dashing out the door after sex