because he's a shitty dungeon master

A. Fuck you, I'm an amazing DM B. This IS amazing.

I could break your campaign in 10 minutes

To be honest, i wouldn't even make one with you in our party

By the way, check out Arcanis. It's dnd for people who despise d20. Plus you can make pretty much anything you want. Like my lizardman

voodoo ninja.

Alaskin frost princess

It can be done.

But I love the D20!!!

Then you are a fool!

Jamaican banana farmer

There's rules/skills for growing herbs and plants so I'm sure you can swing that if you tried

Haitian hurricane survivor.

Harry Potter Cosplayer

Banana republic manager.

Banana republic manager.

Yes to the first, the last three have already lost the game

DrScientist is a great DM!

<3