'Dude have a beer'

a shoulder-pat, comforting words, and then he laughs at him

husbando: ...and Edgeworth wonders, yet again, why he allows Terezi within ten feet of him

because Terezi is the most awesome troll?

yes, because Terezi needs him to feed his ego like that B[

twilightlament: ...a beer isn't going to solve his problems

Reno thinks all you ppl need to LIGHTEN UP!

it's not a matter of lightening up. He's just. Trying to be productive

(and failing. hard.)

Reno come join the party

and Edgeworth knows he loves Terezi

Reno and Terezi should teach Edge how to have fun!

yessssss

what did he do to deserve this

....though, on the bright side

Also I would have thrown Terezi at Edgeworth's new post but he hates the pool so

if he's busy being pissed off at Reno and Terezi, he's too busy to focus on his internal torment or whatever he's brooding about

husbando: well, there's always September's achievements :3

this is true

oho :3

It is still my dream to have Terezi absolutely terrify Edgeworth at some point

Man that would be absolutely great

I want to see that >.>

maybe in the mock-trial thread

since all trials end in execution on troll planet

haha christ

The sentence is handed down and Edgeworth thinks the game is over

"Alright, that was very... educational, Pyrope."

"OH NO WE ARE NOT DONE YET >:]"

and then he ties Edgeworth to a chair and shoves him out a window

"...pardon me?"

but they're on the first floor so it doesn't kill him and Terezi just laughs

...pyrope as soon as he gets out of this chair he is going to murder you

8D

/THRASHES AND FLAILS

wolololololol

BOL

/THIS IS NOT HOW JUSTICE IS SUPPOSED TO BE SERVED

H3H3H3H3

STOP LAUGHING LIKE THAT

....AND HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING THE 3, ANYWAY

>:]

D8<<<

.......and the sad thing is

as much as Edgeworth would swear up and down not to talk to Terezi again

as long as Terezi brought up justice or the law he'd end up talking to him

hahahahaha beautiful

because goddamn there is no one else in this city who's interested in this and he is going insane not doing what he was trained to do

he could put stuffed dragons on trial

...the sad thing is

that would make him feel better at first

until he realizes how pathetic he's being

fffff

he could teach Terezi real law

....yes

instead of messed up troll law

actually, this reminds me

when I brought Edgeworth back from his canon update, I meant to touch on how freaked out he is over how the Terry Fawles case went

but I never got a chance to do that

This could be a good opportunity for that to come up

oho

...what happens in that case?

....do you want me to give you a summary or would you like a wiki link

(spoilers, nobody won in that case. nobody)

wiki link would be good

Presenting the case where everyone gets dicked over

Distract with sex

and cuddle and kiss

arashiko: ...that is a very good distraction

(and definitely better than Reno's)

oh ...D: poor guy

husbando: poor everyone

and heres the trial he was supposed to prosecute before that

which was canceled on account of murder

so yeah despite being a cocky jerk he does not have a whole lot of confidence in himself right now

....hell maybe all of this is what he's brooding about

and the off-topic plurk comes full circle

it's okay, he'll cheer up eventually

Feed him and make him tea

arrshley: best boss ;;

he tries