Are you really 81 years old? That's old for a human, si?

coooooool

I'm more legend than man now, if I do say so myself.

Hello, America. How is Texas? I imagine he also has a human-like persona, just as London does?

That doesn't answer my question!

Very well. 81 IS old. For a human.

Texas is my glasses, I guess it's a little different

I'm surprised an 81 year old man can be so spry!

....I suppose I like your glasses, then.

Would you like to see just how spry I am? Do you have an evening gown or shall I have one sent to your room?

Ooh! I have several!

Anything black?

Either way, put on the nicest and I'll meet you in the foyer.

Si, alright!