when he came home, I was doing the dishes.

he waited until i sat down at the computer to immediately get on my ass about how being the computer isn't condusive to me getting a job

and I was like, dad, you can't really get paper applications anymore.

and he asked if I had applied. I said, no, except to starbucks, a couple times, in the past

at which point he went off on this scarastic YEAH ID LOVE TO WORK AT STARBUCKS

????

(btw, he yelled at me not to give him that confused look)

(uhhhhhhhh????? Sorry I am confused!)

/DADRANT