If we tell stories they will be the Canterbury Tales, if we become neko we will have Canterbury Tails, but miss our train and we become

...the Canterbury Fails

beautiful

have a brilliant time, I wish I could be there

I think it's raining everywhere

not here

well, you're not on the plain, so

didn't I tell you that joke would get you something thrown at you

(<3)

HOW DID YOU EXPECT ME TO RESIST THAT

<3

I DON'T KNOW BUT I DID

clearly you overestimated me

so it would seem

now you must accept your fate

/hangs head

I am prepared for what must come

I will bring chorizo and throw it at you

nooooo

I can't eat that

exactly

that is your punishment for silly jokes

you are a cruel man

yes

but it was a bad joke

I will give you that