ICU!

dammit. Fail.

a poor ninja.

yeah you kinda are....not gonna lie....

Don't ninjas live simple, impoverished lives?

throws away his "Become a Ninja in 3 Days" mail order book.

gives you How to become a monk for dummies

would love to be a monk, long as I could still drink beer and have sex.

we could work out a special deal for you