His name is Niv.

O HAI, LITTLE ONE.

I, THE PLURK FAIRY, GRANT YOU THE GIFT OF SELF-DEPRECATING HUMOR AND A LOVE FOR CATS ON THE INTERNET

Hi Niv. I'm sorry but you can't go anywhere near... anything.

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Niv-chan~! OwO So small...want to hold and rock him and take care of him din OwO

ganito?

Not until he's old enough to get freaked out by that face

Awwww!

I'm freaked out at that face, and I'm sure that he'll give you a critical look. It's what he gives most things, barring the fact he can't focus on anything at this point in time.

jylichan at this point in time, he can't go anywhere, much less touch anything :| ...

Just you wait. He'll be making graviton spaceducing fluid with his formula before he starts teething.

Then I hear about a clean hemisphere of Singapore being transported to Atlanta.

but he always smells good OwO

New baby smell!

welcome to the world!

apparently, deathkoala says formula will make his poop smell bad - currently, he smells like small babies should. also, no boson jumping

zukeeper: yes this is true. Pag pure breastfeeding, keri lang yung poop.

Yes, very true on the new baby smell.

As long as he's purely breastfed, the only bacteria in his gut will be primarily lactobacilli. Formula will result in permanent proliferation of the bacteria found in the adult gut.

Result: loss of new baby smell and adult-smelling poop and flatulence.

Treasure non-stinky poop as long as you can... cause once it goes the other way... that's pretty much it

also, they don't poop as much when breastfed. XD