Tony

Tony no

Sure have let yourself go stark

But I can still make it rain.

I'm surprised spiderman got time to come out from behind his desk.

... well I guess I can't argue with that

Tropic Thunder - Tom Cruise Dance _ Final Scene - by... Tropic Thunder - Tom Cruise Dance _ Final Scene - by...

I want to see someone do that as Stark

magyums: Drunk Iron Man Dancing to Daft Punk ?!?!?!?!

Tony why are you in a dress

...Why are you not in a dress?

Because no one wants to see the hairy bear of a man I am in a dress

Sure they do.

...

no

Also, hair isn't exactly a permanent condition.

This is true.

I'm sure Pepper has some Nair somewhere.

no that's okay

Who wears short shorts?

HULK WEAR SHORT SHORTS.

the other guy could just not wear any shorts

Makeover party~

you guys are not shaving me :|

or slathering nair all over my body

sob I can see it now

just Tony and Loki

rubbing Bruce down with Nair

and then dumping him in a tub of water after it's been the allotted time to get it cleaned off

and no Loki, you can't put it in his hair

Either that or wax strips.

But I think that would actually make him rage out.

sob

have you seen the hair on his chest man?

WHAT.

that shit would HURT

DON'T YOU WANT TO HAVE SMOOTH, TOUCHABLE SKIN?

:|

I'm okay as I am thanks

I'll just deal

it's fine

really

Loki doesn't need it. He's naturally smooth. |:

I hear girl likes running their fingers through a forest of hair anyway

Smooth as... ice?

Vanilla ice, ice baby?

/dances

So blowing you is like going to the dentist, basically? >>

........ are you trying to say you get your teeth flossed?

You ain't doing it right if you don't have to pick hairs out of your teeth later.

that's great advice Tony, I'll uh, keep that in mind...

I give this thread an A++... +

glad I could be a part of making this a beautiful mess lol

always a pleasure

If I had a hat I'd be tipping it at all of you right now.

imaginary hats work for me

.... I leave you alone for two seconds

You should never leave me alone. :|

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET.

COSMIC WISDOM ABOUT BLOWJOBS.

all their fault *

random asterisk

And that... is how I killed this thread. :|

What were you saying?

Oh ... I see your stakes

:3