/answers this for you guys

Only dating you for some free food and board tbh

Maybe as a hookah bud too idk

I would just pull you into my lap and cuddle you all the time

....wait we kinda do that

dunno whatchoo talkin bout

My husband might take issue with it.

Pfft you assume I have a place to live and food to share? Lolol. But yeah sure kid I'll smoke some hookah with ya. /thumbs up

I would be the boringest person you ever hung out with tho

Hahaha I'd have to figure out how to make myself much smaller irl Leah...though you can carry me you freak so maybe not a ton!!

LMFAO OF COURSE I CAN CARRY YOU YOU WEIGH 5 LBS

Tell him he needs to broaden his horizons Lorie.

And AJ we can't date it'd be fwb when we got really bored maybe but then I'd call you up at night and tell you dirty jokes and ruin it

ADD LIKE 100 MORE TO THAT GOOFBALL

what's fwb

also you do that already

what's new

Lol it means when you get bored of the king fu movies you bang for a while then shrug it off and listen to alien pop like nothing just happened

And shuddup I put my heart and sole (and also my ass) into those dirty jokes okay

oooh

nah dude I don't bang. If I got bored of the kung fu movies you'd be stuck losing at SSB

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sorry bro

But nah that works too. We could go to the arcade and scare little kids away from the good games

yesssssss

It's cool not everyone wants this fine fine

/headshake

/struts around sexily

too sexy for your tact

Don't hate