I just told Seek my brownie was getting married tomorrow

This shit is bananas

Congratulations. Who's the lucky pastry?

Also wow the fake Robert Johnson they had on Supernatural was perfect and fucking gorgeous I approve

My first ever crush was R. Johnson don't laugh

And that would be my twin brother in fact. But I like him almost as much as brownies...

it marrying a cupcake

are they going to have beautiful chocolate mini muffins

except gasp!! one of them is strawberry

infidelity!!

why are you friends with me again

I don't know you but you're making me laugh, anyway

/bows!

that poor brownie

never know if its cupcake was cheating on it or if this was just a genetic mutation

maybe it's a jesus muffin, immaculate convection

the brownie will never know for sure...

AJ, Calkie. Callue, Button. (That's what other kids call her I'm just old school cause we go back to like middle school obvs)

U stop being next to I it's making me look dumb :|

lmfao

Oh man there are stray k's too

we old skool

It's short for calliope that should clear it up

gotcha

Ikr. /snorts on obnoxiously

...those are some fascinating typos all up in there

best typos

I might be slightly drunk okay lemme alone

/picks AJ up and carries around like the best chewtoy

Autocorrect keeps insisting chewtoy=Cheetos

Kaye would approve of this

Ewwww chewy cheetos

I have to admit I've never eaten Cheetos

But I tried the Funyuns!! pana!!

/thumbs up

(I probably shouldn't summon Paba over funyuns huh)

They had the exact same texture as packing peanuts

Actually, I guess you could make that argument about cheetos too.

Oh...yeah I know what those taste like

I want to be surprised but I'm really not.

Lolol you saw me eat ground crackers and dropped toast bro

Those are at least organic

I dunno man the crackers were orange that's never natural

Er. I mean yeah you're right I just eat normal food :|

Wait you actually ate those

I thought you just threw them at me

I only ate one...

Oh you guys.