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13 years ago
Post-Delivery Nights: An Algorithm
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13 years ago
try { this.sleep(); } catch (crying this.baby) { /* body */}
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13 years ago
/* body */ this.baby.tummy.rub(); if (this.baby.crying) { /* not-lonely */ }
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13 years ago
/* not-lonely */ if (!this.baby.diaper.clean) {change(this.baby.diaper);} else {/* not-dirty */}
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13 years ago
/* not-dirty */ this.baby.carry_and_appease(); if (this.baby.crying) {/* likely-hungry */}
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13 years ago
/* likely-hungry */ feed(this.baby); if (this.baby.crying) consult(this.baby.doctor);
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13 years ago
whoops:
/* not-dirty */ this.baby.carry_and_appease(); if (this.baby.crying) {/* finicky */}
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13 years ago
/* finicky */ this.baby.pacify(); if(this.baby.crying) {/* likely-hungry */ <- forgot to add the pacifier step
Matt Silverre says
13 years ago
sounds just about like a switch algorithm (LOL)
Dino Rado
13 years ago
DeathKoala
13 years ago
(applause)
DeadLantern
13 years ago
(applause)
D.O.M. says
13 years ago
congratulations to you and elf_chan on becoming parents
(@o@)
13 years ago
thanks dominiquec
Illu
13 years ago
Mark will appreciate this XD
(@o@)
13 years ago
i'm sure the algo failed me earlier when i forgot to include full tummy into the carry_and_appease method and had Mat spew a bit :-( bad daddy
Illu
13 years ago
i don't know anything about algorithms, but you could also include a duyan, massage or elf_chan's clothing.
Illu
13 years ago
sometimes, he's looking for his mom's scent din. or warmth XD
elf_chan
13 years ago
no place/space for a duyan here :-( And the massage - is that the one for colic/gas?
Illu
13 years ago
ah for colic. >.< do you turn him over on his stomach once in a while?
Illu
13 years ago
that helps. you might also want to use Playtex drop-ins for minimizing it. With Kiko, the old people gathered this leaf for me that I put on his tummy along with manzanilla.
Illu
13 years ago
it's the best solution I've seen so far since he didn't have any colic whenever he had that on his tummy. I don't remember what the leaf is anymore though but will ask >.<
Illu
13 years ago
breastfeeding ba?
elf_chan
13 years ago
yep - but I have to supplement since not enough breast milk >_< We're able to burp him fairly regularly after his 'meals' but he is feeding quite aggressively and seems frustrated bec of the slow milk flow.
elf_chan
13 years ago
wow. Manzanilla - last I laid eyes on it was about 2 decades ago when mom had to put it on my sister's tummy when she was a baby.
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