Enjoy your stay

plurk

XD I love his personality X3

YAAAAAAAAAY. Now to go traumatize my characters.

sure captain, you are a great actor.

I cannot waiiiit

He is a wonderful actor okay

the captain is Chris Brown?

Hold on, Cap'n. Imma let you finish, but--

PH deserves this award.

may I paste Kanye glasses on PH's facemaskthingum

Yes.

Or wait... GLaDOS would be the Kanye in this situation...

PH has the bionic hips of Beyonce.

And this makes... the Captain a 17 year old girl.

what, why

Because it makes me laugh.

Truth: no idea.

Pff.

hmmm

it's strangely fitting...

I want the Captain to sing about all the boys he has ever dated.

and was dumped by

Yup. I request he sings these on the next round of newbies.

I'm just waiting for Gangnam Style, honestly.

how does the Data Analyst fit into this casting, though

would she be the...idk. Taylor Lautner or something

Maybe. I would vote for a Beiber joke, but that might be taking it too far.