(No, really.)

Uh...phone stolen. Hah..hah. /headdesk

/head. desk.

Uh so the silence thing won't need to happen because...I won't...be around.

A little short right now so can't do the new phone thing at the moment sorry guys

UM ANYWAY

:<<<<

hahahaha it's a little funny honestly

cause I thought I was having a horrible day and I was like "I'm so glad I'm not complainig to plurk about this shit"

and then this happened and I had to tell you guys

I mean this stuff happens so this isn't a complaint I'm just

a little tired

...speaking of which I need to be up in an hour and a half. so I need to do that hiatus thing and then sleep a little

and be happy that I bought that stupid travel alarm clock once upon a time. 'cause I have been giving it dirty looks for like years, going "why do I own you? you'll never be useful to me!" >|

ah, travel alarm clock. touche.

though I wish it was louder I am definitely scared I will sleep through it because I haven't been getting quite enough sleep in...a long, long time.

so idk send mental vibes along the lines of "GET THE FUCK UP AVA" if you think about it dude. /salute

uh but no yeah I need to go find a place to crash for a bit so peace out cats and kittens. see ya around.

...

/hugs

also amusing (I'm leaving I swear) that moment where you reach for your phone to call a friend to keep you awake

and realize that you are a dumbass

...okay night

anyway yeah sorry guys I just keep finding new ways to suck

/facepalm

ffffff wow that sucks

goddamn dude

um, I have a Windows phone from last year sitting in a box somewhere. I think. Got it for free.

I hope someone hits whoever stole it wherever it hurts

I can send it to you if you want it. Otherwise it will sit in the box probably.

Take care and get some sleep. >|

...I don't know what a windows phone is but it sounds like there is internets on it which might be awesome

if you really don't mind? I could hit you back later dude

just my finances got all ...blender

pay it forward, help out somebody else OH WAIT YOU ALREADY DO

because

stuff

haha yeah I actually just gave a phone away in july

because I'm stupid

fuck I'm still not on hiatus or asleep

I can put up a hiatus for you if you want dude.

by which I mean Beren is my heroine

pp me your address I will look for it and send it to you.

augh no that's just douchey to ask when I am clearluy abusing a friend's net while they sleep

I will try to morning

...yeah

because it's been actually 4 days since I slept and I kinda just can't brain things at the moment SO LET ME GO FIX THAT and get smarter again

but thanks for offering Seek you are the second best

('cause tonight Beren is the best)

(but I love everyone in this bar alright )

...okay no sleep I'll maaaaaybe hopefully be back in a week or two by the sounds of things!!

Take care dude.

And if you don't have a hiatus up in like... idk a day or two I'll stick one up for you anyway.

I don't deserve you. <3

'course you do. <3 Now go to sleep already, geeze.

soon babe

UH JUST LETTING YOU GUYS KNOW

I suck even more than you suspect lolololetc :c

so I can't use the phone Beren offered because I am just bad at life

but plz rub your faces on her and junk anyway idk

because it was a really awesome offer

but yeah anyway just copping to that now so I don't have to tuck my tail again later

because I am feeling just about as stupid as I can really handle at the moment so let's just get it all over with in one go

but you guys know I am like a cockroach infestation

I'll be back

anyway like I just said to Beren I'm gonna go grab that nap and the next like 45 minutes of my life will be AWESOME cause sleep is the best thing

oh wait I already said goodnight

I ruined a terminator reference with short term memory fail DAMN IT

Oh Ava /hugs

...yeah I'm going already

Take care sweetheart <3

/blows a raspberry on Ish's neck on the way out

lkasdkljadsf

Wow, the universe really has it in for you lately. :|

/sends Mia to purr all over you

The issue with the phone has been resolved I think, so I'm sending it out today.

Tossed a hiatus up for you

oh, wow. totally missed this somehow. I really hope that the phone works for you and that you've managed to catch some sleep.

good luck making it through the next few weeks.

oh man I should legit change my handle to "whatever

'cause that is what everyone calls me anyway

but officially (like everywhere else) it's Ava, like it says on the list and blah blah. by which I mean thank you

but jeez son get my goddamn name right >|

no you're pupsuke

no but srsly thanks dude and UGH I don't have any new news

/punts

P u p s u k e

UM EXCEPT Beren maybe...something about internet phone... so the news is good if vague!!

AJ get out

no

or I will start shortening Button and just call you Butt from now on

also damn it you know I can't resist that one

>|

pss whatever Yoyo

/shoves over and sits on

I ate breakgfast like 3 times today you don't want my ass on you

/punts

though hilariously I can still fit through the clothing racks that no one is supposed to fit through as long as I can put my head above them

maybe it's time for a second dinner just to spite the clothes racks

Well I didn't know it was changed on the list!!

I thought they might've still had you listed as Yoyo or something else

I could point out the solution to this problem of yours, but there's no real reason to do something rude like that

/pokes

anyway, answering to whatever isn't new for me. so I think I'll survive.

uuugh shut up I was too lazy to check it

It's a hiatus okay it works >|

/shoves over

/pokes with the longan

/punt

WOMAN OW

I'm trying to impress the innocent young girls with my delicious pocket fruits do you mind

.../almost chokes on the pit

see what you made me do >|

...

Mission accomplished

...you are impressive, but I don't think it's in a good way

... >|

but seek

I brought it home just for you

buttcan

/wags

that's your new name

buttcan

wait why am I taking requests

shut up yours is butt

you can keep it

nope you're buttcan

you don't like 'em?

sucks to be you

NO IT DOESN'T

...well actually it kiinda does. /frown

why is no one ever impressed with my awesome selection of pants produce

I managed not to sit on it and everything :c

though some did go rolling away down the street like delicious marbles during the whole skateboarding on clothing racks deal

(we're moving store locations and they entrusted me with many tasks including safely seeing clothing racks from one location to another)

(s u c k e r s)

/snrk

fine I'll eat your weird pocket produce

aw yeah girl

but actually I already ate ity

it

that's what I was choking on earlier

anyway g2g but I will find something else that sounds dirty to gift you with soon. /salute

for reference btw its totally not weird jeez

.../goes for reals

looks interesting

take care dude

<3