Solution: go to kitchen for tea/croissants

Find in kitchen: 4 buddies also awake

See on way to kitchen: Jack's door completely open

Proposal: Luca and I steal all of Jack;s shoes and hide them in Luca's room

Execution: Yes, along with jack's mattress

Conclusion: yet to be revealed

Conclusion: Jack shuffles into his room, goes "....awwwwh :c" and then shuffles straight for Luca's

it's a bromance man

best bromance

Mmmmmhm.

You think this was a terrible misuse of my time and I should be working, don't you?

A little.

If you finish the essay before 3am I'll send you a picture of my boobs.

I both love and hate you

I will never finish this thing by 3

Also, if you were meant to email it before midnight, you can claim internet issues.

Print it? "Oh God when do printers ever work it didn't I just-"

and then start crying

Half three then.

It's fine I'll just explain why I'm late with it

"Because Tumblr."

Which I'm not going into rn because

Distractions from work

Yeah let's go with that

"Because I had to send intellectual questions to fictional characters."

I've got to work

XDDDD

(because I guessed that was you)

Yeah partially that

Which questions tho?

GO WORK and talk to me on your next break

The... Ones to Tony, Jarvis and Bucky?

To be fair

I did also send another Tony one

-!! You did?

"Your father called, he wants his alcoholism back"

Because

I can

FFFFFFFFFFFF I DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE

Oh no as in

to a different tony

oh

not to Wasa's

Sorry

SHOULD I SEND THAT TO HER

TONY

Are you just trolling Tonys to feel better?

no

liar

i'm trolling everyone

i don't discriminate

oh well okay then

HALF THREE BOOB PIC RIGHT

I AM GONE

LATERS <3

also btw you're my favourite of everything

<33 See you later

Just fyi the last 2 Bucky anons weren't me D8

OK so

update

I've finished the introduction

.......fuck :c

That does not earn you boob, alas.