Could someone tell me a joke or something as I rip it off my skin?

Omg I love jokes.

Okay, here ya go:

So this guy went to the doctors office, and said to the doctor "I can't pee!" So the doctor replied, "Well, looks like you're in trouble!" ba dam tsss

Uh... GREAT! made me laugh, but I don't get it!

do another one!

You're in. Like urine.

Okay okay, what kind of computer sings? A DELL.

Heard it before, and I dont listen to music so the joke is lost on me

I had to look up who adel was

What size rock do you live under?

big?

Its relative?

Hm, alright. What's a pirates favorite letter?

wait? What was the right answer to the rock one?

And R is the answer to the pirate one? Maybe?

You may think it's the R, but it's really the C! (like, the sea)

Damn you... and I bed if I said C you'd say R...

And omg, the rock thing wasn't a joke, it was me being surprised that you don't know who Adele is.

Music isnt my thing, nor is pop culture. I do art and whatever else I want (mostly games) so I just dont get all those references most of the time

Ah. Okay, what did the dad buffalo say to his kid?

You're gonna grow up to be killed by the white man son

they will throw away your flesh but take your skin and toss you off a cliff. Have fun with that

OMG THAT MADE THE JOKE SAD. But no, "Bye son." (like Bison, hehe.)

Oh well damn... sorry

I'm running out of jokes over here.

Okay, the last of the collodium just came off anyway, so I feel better now

thanks

Sorry all of my jokes sucked...

But your welcome anyways!

it wasnt terrrible. The first one made me laugh just imagining such an apathetic doctor