...Yosuke is hilariously bad at this

I'm sure you're all very surprised.

But yeah he is kinda prudy in spite of how sensual he also is so he can't even say dirty (sex) words in or out of bed. When he manages it, it's silly and fumbling

This seems relevant.

usually unfinished sentences and gestures. All "can I..." followed by reaching for unspoken body part etc

heh

adorable yosuke

Hahaha /face in hands

He mostly just makes excited high pitched mewls and stuff, he's pretty embarrassing in bed.

Tbh after a certain level of arousal he can't make words anyway, and gets terribly confused when his partner tries to communicate with him. /snort

Being a teenager is hard okay. :c

Hormones are a bitch

Is this referring to a fanfic you're writing? or one you are reading?

oh uuuh neither! it's in game (an rp game) stuff

Yosuke has somehow wormed his way into the pants of Lisbeth Salander from TGWT Dragoon Tattoo

mostly by grunting needily at her when drunk one night

also briefly he accidentally engaged Eponine Thernadier (hope I spelled that right) from Les Mis, because he didn't get that prostitutes really existed until he accidentally brought one home

and oh so impressively vomited in the flowerbed while she was watching because he had the flu :|

...it is kind of a miracle that anyone has touched his junk ever tbh

xD fucking miracles

I would link you some examples but trust me no one wants to read that stuff :|

I may surprise you, but I do have to be up for work in....less then five hours. Oh joy

hahah no trust me it's all totally ridiculous. and yes, get to bed. /shoos

Uhhh I still have over 2,000 words to writeeeee

do it later go to bed jeez

BUT I JUST WOKE UP FROM MY NAP

DDDD:

naps are good

Oh yeah this is random and late but since I forgot to mention it last night and (I think) it's pretty lulzy...

He was totally planning to sing to Lisbeth as foreplay too. /snrk

Which sort of counts a little since it happens to be a vaguely naughty song. He's so jazzed to know what all the English lyrics mean now!

And occasionally vaguely scandalized. But secretly pleased. Sadly, it also ruins a lot of stuff he assumed was awesome.

But yeah if you can't say it just sing it. Idk.

HAHAHA OH GOD YOSUKE

Look it's guaranteed to make her heart melt and her panties come off okay it works in ALL the movies

Someone's having blue balls for the night

Not again >| why is life so cruel

When you are balls, life is a cruel mistress.

Unless you know Kou anyway

Unless you know Kou anyway

That guy takes tender loving care of all the balls

Phone stop

I do not know Kou, but it's good to know that there's someone out there looking out for the balls.

Also from Persona 4. Sadly most of my jokes are. That or weird pop culture references people sideeye me for

zombiecannon

Irrelevant but can't aim right now cause leaving for reals

/salute

daaaww