JCR ELECTIONS NO

LGBTQ REP IS A SERIOUS JOB

THERE IS ONE CANDIDATE WHO IS QUIET AND SNARKY

AND ONE WHO DIDN'T KNOW WHAT PANSEXUAL MEANT

AND WHEN I EXPLAINED IT

HE SAID "SO.... IS THAT EVERYTHING... LIKE DOGS AND STUFF?"

YES

YES I AM A CAT-FIDDLER

THAT IS WHAT I AM

I JUST

NO

PLEASE NO

ALL YOU WILL ORGANISE IS DRINKING

AND MISINFORMATION

I DO NOT WANT YOU TO REPRESENT ME

BUT EVERYONE IN THE COLLEGE CAN VOTE FOR YOU

URGH

WHY

NO

I just

you don't turn to someone and go "so, you're a lesbian" and then make bestiality jokes when they try to explain their orientation............

and if you do then you shouldn't be my LGBTQ rep

no

do you even know what the B and T mean

do you know what you need to do for everyone under this umbrella

YOU NEED TO RESPECT THE FUCK OUT OF THEM THAT'S WHAT

BECAUSE I DO THE SAME FOR YOU

DID I MAKE A JOKE ABOUT YOUR ORIENTATION

NO

I DID NOT

BECAUSE I'M FUCKING POLITE AND Y'KNOW A DECENT PERSON LIKE THAT

I want to run but

I have no time to be on the Bench

because Imps

I just

I do not want this boy as my rep

Please no

/sigh

It's awkward having to explain what your orientation is

to everyone

or nearly everyone

I've heard all the kitchen appliances jokes

they're hilarious no really so original :I

I suppose it was a novel way of belittling me the bestiality joke

haven't heard it before

but tl;dr you sir are an ass and if I weren't so busy being fucking awesome at other stuff I would wipe the fucking floor with you r sorry face

ok rant over

/breathes

wow surely you can report them for things like that??? a rep shouldn't be such a

um

massive cockbag

Well if he were the rep that'd work yeah but he's just running for the position so there's no guarantee he'll get in

I have taken to running a smear/whispering campaign though

ehehehehehe

Essentially tell as many people as I can that he is a prick :c

It sounds more subtle and sneaky the other way BUT STILL

it was like a throwaway comment too and I guess it was in first week so

but still

If he gets it

I might just

explode

no that's fair enough, tell all the people!

if he gets in you can report him anyway though right? it's a win-win

Indeed! 8D

Lets be honest here, if one of us was going to make out with pans it would be me 8I

Sexy little goat boys.

wow I'm so disappointed in the universe

are you running for lgbtq rep you should run