all the area codes

recognize

LMAO

*sings I got hoes...I got hoes in diff area....codes!*

Momma's a ho.

yes!

what

hugs you so big bunny granbebe I missed you today!

you didnt know that sissy?

Yah I did.

thats y my daddy the devil, and the everyone else is mail man/ups/fedex/*insert random males in uniforms that will delivier"

WHY DO I KEEP GETTING CALLED A HO lol

Papa called you a ho!

mommy loves getting packages delivered!

i deliver to all the area codes except yall gotta pay to shipping cost to ship me

ow.

omgggggggg this conversation....

damn!

WENT SOUTH FAST.

As usual.

i will go south

OMGGG!!!!!

Papa is a ho too

yup!

I'm already back north again.

JUST SAYING.

wait hoes cant have hoes tho sissy!

IZZY

WHAT?

I stretched first!

OMG LMAO

I am very homantic

LMAO

dies

You da homanticist

HOpe you happy.

sissy did ya get that package in diff places? cuz apparently you cans 0.o

ahuh the homanticist whisperer

Yep.

counter >.>

SHhhhhh

washer >.>

North, south, whatever

Front back?

OMG

WHAT?

STAHP

MY EYES

BRAIN BLEACH

10-4 BACK DOOR

did you tap that check it was a good package atlest?

Yep.

shit be fragile and shit ain't nobody got time fo that

Ain't Hobody got time fo stretches

lmfao

The conversations we have at 2am.

OH WAIT. We have them all of the time.

I am the hobodiment of homantisism

lmfao

You a homanitarian Papa?

basically anything you can put ho in front of to make a word describes me

omg you are not a ho, stop it lmao

Hobag

lmao

Hosh momma

LMFAO

hono i won't go

LMAOOO

Ho the fuck cares?

And this is why I married you.

Apparently because you are a ho lols.

It's a homatch made in Hoven

gonna call up the hotruck to haul some hos away

LMFAO

Ho's balls are in my pocket?

OMG

Hoh?

we got a hopidemic breaking out in all the hocodes

Ho5 Papa

OMG lmo

hoyah

we're gunna look at this plurk later and go WHAT THE FUCK lmao.

WHOT THE FUCK?

gonna make all the ho word gestures

rofl

Papa got 99 problems but a ho ain't one.

i had a hodown and dem hos cant hold the homaticizer down

Ho you gonna act like dat ho?

Drink up me hearties, yo ho?

Too far?

i gots the hobel medal

hobel prize?

Hosta la vista, baby

don't make me go hostal on your ass

Imma call in the hotional guard!

I'm emhotional tonight. Don't mind me.

you being homonal ?

I have a cyst on my hovary

that y you got hoes in diff area codes sissy and y you likes going south lots?

Yep.

i got a hobag on my hotesticals

omg

TOO FAR.

Imma change my name to Savannaho

lolol

Jonsthone

hokay it may be time to put our hoobs away

Whotever yhou say

lmao

STHOP TALKING

however imma homover and throwdown

ghood nighot hookers

rofl love you bbg

love you bbg <3 sweet dreams bunneh

gosh why the houge plurk?

went to the holympics and won all the HOld medals