he can see a panda called Sad. I think that someone somewhere should start a petition.

British pandas should be named Buckingham or the like!!

"Earl Robert of Panderton III" would be catchy

it!

to know where he signs his suggestion on the Panda Name Register

we Americans would only get the obese, illiterate pandas.

that's unfair - you might get a gun-wielding panda too

that is accurate. Perhaps he can have a McDonald's bag in the other hand though.

unsure that the McBamboo would catch on - far too healthy sounding

that includes too much fiber, despite the deep frying...

what would happen if you added a hash brown, loads of cheese and some sort of fatty dressing... like fat

Fat Dressing (now with 99% more FAT!) sounds great!

a side order of proper butter would make the perfect topping

a nice American name for a panda would be Fatty McGoo

it would be fitting and should also be submitted to the naming people

it would also be amusing to release them into the wild to breed with the American bears. If only for the comedy offspring