Yosuke keeps accidentally introducing himself as a spicy pepper.

YOSUKE HABANERO at your service

I run a business

LOL

I can get you a free appetizer

HAHAHHAHA

windows

windows and phones

it's a bad combination

Yeah ngl that one is new! Though my old phone insisted Yosuke was Updike. He just has a name that infuriates American AI

I didn't even realize updike was considered a word...

you know, Yosuke would he'd probably find this cool or something. like, his autocorrect would screw up, he'd get a typo, and then he'd act as if he wanted to do that all along??

now I'm just picturing him being like "oh yeah I'm trying to branch out Fring-sama, I need a marketable name"

Hahahahaha. "No one here speaks Japanese, but everyone likes spices!"

And somehow I never bothered to look Updike up. All I can think if is a surname, but I'm not positive that's the reference autocorrect wanted.

I dunno how political these things are, ya know?

How do you even get Updike from Yosuke.....

And John Updike is a famous writer I think.

Was. And yep, that's the reference I was going for! Though I admit the politics joke was pretty dated. I hang out with a lot of old hippies, sorry dude.

Also Sarah and I puzzled over the Updike=Yosuke thing a while one day but couldn't get much out of it. Autocorrect is one of life's great mysteries.