setting out snacks,

getting napkins and plates set up,

lighting candles so it smells good.

And what is my husband doing?

He's walking around farting these nose-hair curling, lingering, miasmas of flatulence in EVERY room!

ON PURPOSE!

And the stink isn't going away!

Febreze isn't working!

Candles aren't working!

I'm having friends over in less than 20 minutes, and my house smells like ass.

Just blame it on the dog.

i didn't get a tp yet.. pouts

Sorry Jaco. Must have been the lag.

arr, bloody lag.