he'd known. He would have taken advantage of that.

napping now, though he would appreciate it if he didn't do anything.

|Since when did William take into consideration what England would appreciate. He decides to draw his eyebrows back on my Facepaint, and convinces a snake to slither down his shirt.

woke with a start when the snake went down his shirt and shot off his couch with a yelp. He was going to kill him....

cackles as he runs off to hide. If only Arthur didn't tuck his shirt in, then the snake would have escaped by now.

hastily untucked his shirt and get the snake out and stormed off to find the culprit.

currently holed up in Arthur's bathroom, and has locked the door.

checked every else first before trying the bathroom and frowning. "God dammit William!"

leans his back against the door, trying to quieten his laughter.

knocked on the door again. "Open the damn door William."

hums, pretending to think about it. 'How about... no?'

glares at the door before he sighs and shrugs, "fine then, stay in there." He went and grabbed a chair from the kitchen and wedged it under the door handle before he went to the kitchen and ordered some take

out.

doesn't realise what he's doing, planning to wait out the older nation. It doesn't really happen though, and soon enough - half an hour later when he's exhausted England's John reading material - he tries to_

leave.... Only to find he's locked in. 'Oi! Let me out!' (Cruel xD )

snickers to him self when he hears him finally demand to be let out. He's currently enjoying some good Chinese food and a pint. (Yep xD)

swears, guessing this wasn't quite the brightest of his ideas. 'Arthur, I'll apologise if you let me out.'

glanced over at the door and shrugged as he sipped his beer. "Hmm... I doubt that."

can smell the fooooood. 'You'll never know if you don't chance it.'

takes a bite of sesame chicken and hums happily. "I'm not in a chancing mood."

groans dramatically, sliding against the door. 'Please!' he begs. The chinese food smelled sooooo good. 'I'll do anything!'

looked over at the door and shrugged, "apologize now."

contemplates this, 'Do you have food for me too?'

took another bite of food and smiled, "of course I ordered food for one of my sons."

hums at the odd wording, wondering what the catch was. The apology is mumbled, barely audible through the door.

took a bite of rice as he heard the mumbled apology. "Sorry didn't hear you."

sighs, 'I said 'I'm Sorry.'

grins at that as he got up and pulled the chair out from under the door.

pushes the door open when he hears the chair move, frowning slightly. 'I forget that you've dealt with a few of us sometimes.' He would have to remember to only hide behind doors that opened towards him next_

time.

((Arthur has a weird bathroom ;;

raised a brow at that as he watched him, "yes I have." He headed back to the living room and sat back down with his food. "Your snake is in a bucket."

(My bathroom doors open into the hall o.o)

((Mine opens into the bathroom... :s Guess it depends on the house? ))

picks up said snake, letting the little guy wrap around his arm. 'Where's my food?' he asks, petting the little guy's head.

(I think so)

points to a plate already made up on the coffee table.

thanks him, letting the snake coil around him and wander as it pleased. It soon disappears under his shirt, 'You know... I was thinking about something.'

glanced over at him as he took another sip of beer, he'd already washed the face paint off. "And what were you thinking about?"

had noticed. He wonders if England will stay that way, he looked odd. 'You're not fucking anyone,' he says as he starts to dig into his food, 'And I'm not fucking anyone so why don't we fuck from time to time?'

almost choked on his mouthful of orange chicken at that. He cleared his throat and swallowed before looking over at him with a frown. "Are you being serious?"

laughs at the reaction, a huge grin on his face as he replies with a shrug. 'Why not?'

set his plate down on his lap as he tried to collect himself. "You want a shag that badly?"

perhaps more than a little tickled by his reaction. 'No, I think YOU need a proper shag that badly.' He obviously didn't have objections to shagging England though, hell if Canada and America - who shared a_

continent - could shag then he could shag England.

stared at him and shifted uncomfortably. "I do not... I'm not that in need of a shag, aside from that you're still in trouble for the snake." He had been trying not to think about Canada and America.

puts his chin in his hand, looking England over with an amused glint in his eyes. The guy sure looked like he didn't need one... not. 'Are you saying I'm no good then?'

slowly starting to look really flustered now as he picked up his beer and took a few sips. "That's hardly it."

picks up on the flustered part, rather quickly. 'Not drunk enough?' he asks, sipping from his own beer. His snake peeks out from his collar, before sliding back in.

adds, 'Cause we can fix that.'

him a slightly disapproving look as he shook his head. "That's not it either William. I really... I don't need any kind of relationship." Though he was thinking about the offer and really it wouldn't harm

anything.

replies, 'I didn't offer you a relationship... the closest we'd get to that is fuck buddies, I guess?'

nods as he ran a hand through his hair. "That's what I was hoping you were referring to."

nods, looking rather disgusted at the idea of an actual relationship. 'So that's a yes then?'

didn't blame him for that one. He was pretty done with relationships. "Yeah... that's a yes."

him a bright grin, 'Brill. Knew I could count on the old man.'

him a bit of a glare, "I'm not old."

shrugs, 'You're the 'old man' though, can't argue that. You're the dad in this messed up family you made.' He continues to eat, not wanting the food to get cold.

rolls his eyes with that as he leaned back on the couch and continued eating. "It's not that messed up."

Raises an eyebrow, 'We just agreed to becoming fuck buddies, that's pretty messed up.' ((it's snowing!))

glanced over at him and chuckled a bit at that, "I don't think so, we're not really human." He shrugs, "besides look at American and Canada and Korea and Japan."

Blinks... He didn't know about the latter! 'Japan and Korea are at it too? Fuck...' He really needed to get out of Australia more.

looked a bit surprised he didn't know that. "Yeah... Turkey mentioned visiting Korea."

its what happens when you're your own continent. 'Guess he would know...' He should probably visit the Turk, he hadn't seen him in ages. 'So, you got another beer?'

sighed as he nodded and got up heading to the kitchen he got another beer and handed it to him.

Raises an eyebrow, 'I could have got it myself, ya know.'

blinked a bit at that, "I wanted to get it for you."

sips the beer, 'The sigh said differently, but alright. Thanks!' He tips the beer to England with a grin, 'So... How do you want to go about this?'

took a few sips of his own beer and shrugged a bit at the question. "How would you like to go about it?"

throws a bit more than a sip back as he ponders it, 'Well. I'm thinking we can't really avoid the awkwardness at first so we should just go for it, and rut.'

swallowed a huge gulp of his own beer at that. "You are completely vulgar. Did I teach you that?"

shrugs, 'I think it just developed after years of isolation, if I think about it. I mean, everyone talks like this back home.'

((I have the same reaction with an Aussie work colleague ;n; ))

nods as he finished off his drink and went to grab another bottle. "I see."

shrugs, 'I wouldn't use it if I were trying to woo you, but we're just two blokes... I can clean it up if you'd like?' He finishes his beer, placing his plates and bottles to the side.

shakes his head as he laughed a bit at that, "no I rather like it about you. Can't say I'm proud of a lot of my... kids, but you're pretty impressive most of the time."

makes his way over, not much parade in the action and takes England's tie in his hand - giving an experimental tug. 'I've always thought otherwise, ' he admits, straddling the older man. 'That you found me a_

nuisance.'

trying his best not to look flustered at that as he grinned a bit at that, "oh you can be. But you have your moments and I think you turned out pretty decently. All things considered."

starts tugging off his tie, relishing the older man's awkwardness. Just wait until the older man found the snake - which was currently curled around Australia's upper arm, hidden by his jumper. He grins back, '

What are you think right now?'

would be a lot less impressed about that... he tried not to think about the care of his tie. He paused at the question and shrugged, "that you had better not wrinkle my shirt."

grins cheekily at that, 'Then I'll endeavour to do just that.' He chucks the tie over his shoulder, popping open the first few button's of England's shirt. He's soon leaning down, nipping at the exposed skin_

as his hands untuck his shirt, trailing across his stomach when he has access.

(Note to self, should not put sewing needle in mouth while reading plurks. T___T;; )

(That sounds sore D: ))

flushed a bit at that as he hesitantly pulled at William's shirt, wanting to feel his skin under his fingers as well. "I'll lock you in the bathroom again if you do."

(Just dumb. xD)

laughs against his skin, biting the spot in response. 'You'd have to get me in there again first,' he counters, pushing up his shirt with little care as to whether it got wrinkled or not, thumb rubbing _

his nipple.

gasped at that and chuckled a bit, "I am sure I could find a way to get you in there again." He was a bit passed caring about his shirt now as he tried to get the Aussie's off him.

pulls back to let him tug off, revealing the snake wrapped around his upper arm. 'You'd have to promise me something rather special,' he murmurs, sucking on the spot to create a pretty little bruise England_

would struggle to hide.

*returning to suck on the spot and create a pretty...

pleased when he got the shirt off till he noticed the snake and shivered a bit. "Can you ditch the snake? and what's the promise?"

had forgotten about it really, she wasn't really causing any harm. He sits back, carefully removing the snake to place her in the bucket. 'To get me into the bathroom again, something like a blowjob would_

probably do it.' His thumb slides over England's bottom lip, I bet you're not half bad at it.'

just isn't very fond of snakes. He wrapped his fingers around his wrist and smirked at that. "I've had plenty of practice, I am an old man after all."

smirks, 'You'll have to prove it to me then. Just cause you have more practice than me doesn't mean you're any good, think of Cricket... or Rugby... or any sport really.'

lightly pinched his side at that with his free hand before he let go of his wrist. "Don't be smug about that, I can beat you any of those sports if I wanted to."

grins, 'Why don't ya then?' He leans in, stealing a rather heated kiss. His hands slide into his hair as he grinds into his lap, 'Or better yet, show off how talented you are with your mouth.

groaned into the kiss as he ran his hands up his back so he could curl his fingers into his hair in return. "Another time maybe, when you buy the take out."

laughs, 'Alright... I think I can do at least that.'He kisses the other again, all teeth and tongue and little affection behind it as he rubs against the older man.

wasn't looking for affection. He returned the kiss as he pulled him closer, "jesus this was a brilliant idea."

grins against his lips, 'Thanks.' He tugs on England's shirt, planning to tug it over his head for better access to him.

only pulled back so he could get the shirt off before he pulled him back in for another kiss, one of his hands slid down his back and down the back of his pants.

Presses back into the touch, hands splayed over pale skin as he explores Arthur's skin. Hands soon slip lower, working off his belt before he's easing the button open and tugging his zipper down. 'It's been a_

While, huh?' he asks, moving to nip at Arthur's jaw.

tilted his head back at the nip, giving him more room to get at his neck. The comment made him flush lightly as he shifted so he could get at his pants in return. "I guess I wasn't that into Portugal."

Sucks on the newly exposed skin, shifting to give him

Better access as well, hand teasing the edge of his boxers as he works on a second mark.

groaned as he pulled at the button and zipper on his trousers. He wanted less clothing between them.

((PP? ))

((Probably.))

((Done~))