I mean, I broke up with him for a reason. I did not break up with him to side with him on him BULLYING his new girlfriend (who is 14 years younger than him, btw)

into not doing something she wants to do -- no matter what my feelings are on the subject.

And THEY SHOWED UP ON MY GODDAMNED DOORSTEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My husband said I should have let him call the police and say that a friend drove past and saw someone "mysterious" loitering on our porch and have them arrested.

AHAHAHAHAHA, sometimes he is SO right.

He's been SO on the money recently...

As I said to him earlier, all my ex did today is remind me why I broke up with HIM and married Karl. It's times like this that I realized that I didn't make a mistake.

I can still hear Ethan bouncing on the trampoline going "Donkey Butt! Donkey Butt! You are a DONKEY BUTT!" in a sing-song voice.

buahahahahahaha

nice