/sits in a cafe for an hour and waits as usual

/bangs head off table like mature adult

/pets

Haha oh well it's always worth the wait.

He suggested a rave in April and I got a spit take out of him when I said we can't drop E and have sex in the same night

Hilarious. Anyway sup kiddo

Wait I'm confused, why do those things not mix

OH uuuh not that I have ever done E /cough but I hear it totally blows your tactile mind. So basically the sex would be so good that ever after sex would be pointless and boring for us

Crap I'm in the car again looking sadly at the outside world because I'm too tired to do what I need to do. Oh well, it was worth it. I like being able to see my SO. I forgot how nice it was.

Legit haven't been able to do that since B, who I lived with.

Man, that sucks. :c /scoops up and carries around

Pfft I am being carried by a munchkin this is clearly the internet

...though I guess Leah succeeded in the piggy back thing. Hahaha

And thanks Eck! We're that really gross cute couple who sit around making adventurous to-do lists in coffee shops.

For New Years we're doing a polar plunge. And he wanted to do Yoga so we're doing 10 days of yoga hell just for kicks. Plus making a thousand paper cranes but those we're doing out of €

$ that is what a weird autocorrect. Probably cause I have the phone set on French again

:| shut up

/noogies

Sorry kid but remember how I don't even fit on your bed properly /snrk

Dude that was a fucking queen sized bed you are just stupidly tall or something.

Hahahaha

Oh man that all sounds amazing

Except maybe the polar plunge

I suspect I will hate that one ngl

Oh well, just don't die of hypothermia and it'll all be good

You're not the boss of me >|

But if you die of hypothermia you'll never get your P4 back

I will it to you bro!

WRONG ANSWER

Then I will it to the farting cable guy (be glad you missed that plurk)

Nah I saw it. I just had nothing to add to farting cable guy.

Damn it I thought I was fast enough

Oh, is it deleted now? Huh.

Does that mean you added something to it or did you just not consider farting cable guy worthy of plurk?

Pfft yeah I decided not to inflict that on you guys after all

It was only so funny to me cause he was like male model pretty and seriously embarrassed

But that doesn't really translate online