Alas I have no surprises for you dude because I suck. But happy bday anyway. And I'll go say the same thing in Eck's bday plurk once I dig it up!

...someone bump it for me? I can't bring it up on mobile plurk because mobile plurk sucks. /headdesk

But if someone bumps it it'll show on my timeline. #stupid Internet problem 5 million today

/punches with love

Lolol dude I'm sorry. Worst bday plurk ever. /runs into your fist obligingly

ilu stachsuke

He loves you too.

don't worry yosuke, someday puberty will catch back up and you'll grow one for real.

...and then the girls will all swoon right

In the manga story of Sarah's life...(hang tight I'm making you online warm fuzzies)

Eck is the big strong manly lesbian love interest hottie who everyone knows Sarah will end up with one day uwaa noises and crap

The evil wizard hellbent on ruining Sarah's life is her boss. It's because of her grace and charm and kicking ass at her job skills that she survives his constant torment

As a motherfuckin heroine does

Devit is Sarah's enchanted stepbro who is locked away in a magic tower most of the year but gets to come down for AX and junk like that and eat pie yaaaay

The sidekick is Sarah's new cute co-worker Sailor Eris

Sarah's nemesis is a dog. We're not really sure why but it does seem to pwn her basically all the time

.../ponders

omg

what kind of dog...

I mean tbh I can't sort the difference between fairy tale, manga junk, and video games. So I feel like the tropes in here have exploded in all the wrong directions

it's okay, it fits with my life. genre breaking.

Idk dude I forget what you said. But you can pick if you like. /wink

Hahaha. CLEARLY I AM the ineffectual narrator. I Kyon shit up a lot and ignore most of the adventures that I'm not in on as bring only about pie

Oh and Birdy is the wicked stepsister who Sarah-senpai loves and admires cause there's some genre fucking for you. /salute

Andy is that childhood love of Sarah's, who she's never had to question. Only the fans do, because Eck. All the Eck.

Oh good!! Cause I dunno what it's about anymore but I suspect it's absolutely brilliant

Aaaaand Annabelle-chan is the damsel in distress who Sarah bravely rescues all the time cause STOP RIDIBG THE BUS GIRL etc etc

Then everyone steak and tea big American dance party happily ever after

...yep

bravo, bravo

fiction-me is awesome

I know right I never bother narrating shit that's about losers. /picks up and carries around fondly

Also randomest aside ever. I saw someone complaining about raccoons in their house online and it took SO MUCH EFFORT not to advise them to rock those bitches out

BUT THAT'S GOOD ADVICE

RACCOON BITCHES

Lololol