Beetlejuice
12 years ago
/strangles everyone who makes "heart healthy" labels for foods [mute for more temper tantrum, guys.]
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Beetlejuice
12 years ago
FYI these are nearly always a lie
Beetlejuice
12 years ago
And then I get them home and no matter that I read every label in the store and manage to get pops every thing he asks for
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Beetlejuice
12 years ago
All low salt low fat things that can be eaten with a wired jaw and and contain as few vegetables as humanly possible
Beetlejuice
12 years ago
He fucking whines and then I want to choke him too
Beetlejuice
12 years ago
Repeat this every single day
Beetlejuice
12 years ago
/curls up in the corner and sobs like a real man
Beetlejuice
12 years ago
...no okay I'm done whining I'm just really really tired and I legit hate all food now. Seriously. Even cheeseburgers and burritos are completely ruined
Beetlejuice
12 years ago
Oh shit that was more whining pfft sorry
plurk pings plz
12 years ago
/hugs you so much
Beetlejuice
12 years ago
And boo Pana I'm sorry you have to deal with this shit too dude it SUCKS
Beetlejuice
12 years ago
/nuzzles on Ish pathetically
plurk pings plz
12 years ago
/pets and purrs
MOVED
12 years ago
/also nuzzles
Beetlejuice
12 years ago
Lol I get so whiny when I'm tired I always want to punch myself in the face too. But the angle is pretty difficult, ya know?
Beetlejuice
12 years ago
/picks up Ish and Sarah and wanders away with them
Beetlejuice
12 years ago
It sucked to meet with the social worker this morning and get a whole lot of nope.jog
Beetlejuice
12 years ago
If pops was older things would be easier but he was a teenage daddy so he's supposed to be in his prime right now
Beetlejuice
12 years ago
On the bright side even though I definitely cannot drink this coffee I ordered here its a swanky macca's:
Beetlejuice
12 years ago
https://images.plurk.com/BZta-5XUUW1ehbBipHVbstqej0F.jpg
plurk pings plz
12 years ago
that looks like a nice little place!
Beetlejuice
12 years ago
Junesdonald's, complete with Yosuke's motorbike daydream wall
nolno
12 years ago
"Upscale" McDonald's are so confusing to me.
nolno
12 years ago
You're a McDonald's. Don't put on airs.
Beetlejuice
12 years ago
It's filthy at this time of night Lo, but decidedly not as gross as I expected. Cause usually I'm too snotty for mcd's. they're for tourists.
Beetlejuice
12 years ago
/helpfully punches self in face again lol
Beetlejuice
12 years ago
No but lookit how it worked on me. And why are we suddenly having a Yosuke and Keigo style discussion ooc usually it's all dick jokes. /snort
MOVED
12 years ago
drink the coffee B(
nolno
12 years ago
Sorry. I guess I''m in a random comment mood today instead of just lurking around until the moment when I'm contractually obligated to make a dick joke.
Beetlejuice
12 years ago
Ew no Sarah it's gross and I let it get cold so it's even worse now
Beetlejuice
12 years ago
Haha oh well I guess everyone has their off days dude. /winj
Beetlejuice
12 years ago
Except me. My spelling is always flawless.
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