...Space. Rip space a new one, Kefka.

...I think I've seen fanart of Kefka as a bard of Rage. or Gamzee as Kefka I can't remember.

probably the latter

aha. thank you google.

oh dear god, that fanart

i think kefka would rip the codpiece off and throw it as far away as possible

WHAT IS THIS MOCKERY???

he messes up continents and builds towers, you couldu argue space for him

...although him dealing with luck magic woudl be hilarious. esp given how much bad luck he has in canon. HOW DOES THIS WORK, I HEXED MYSELF

this is regenes problem in our au, he's bard of light and has basically murdered his codpiece

and is now more or less wearing chaps

the idea of kefka as a godtier in general is terrifying

kefka playing sburb is terrifying in itself

good to know i'm not the only one who thought of him as bard of light...

chaps sounds about right. he can wear his own pants under the chaps and rock oooon

well, at least killing him won't be hard! godtier deaths stick if they're just

...his poor consorts tho

what would his world be?

hmmm. I've joked that it's the Land of Wide, Loud, Very Long Roads Und Noise (LOWLVLRUN)

I think that music or noise would stay one of the important parts of his world since he's loud himself and music's a big part of his world's culture and in his identity as a final boss

dancing mad's a huge elaborate operetta, one winged angel can't beat that stuff

and traveling's important for him too, hence roads - his job involves running all over the place

...as much as dissidia gives kuja all the play metaphors, i feel like kefka would be the one more likely to use them

sicne opera is such a big thing in ff6 and he's the meta guy

(and kuja can be the smart guy manipulating people, that's his gig in ff9 )

I wonder if his challenge is realizing that he's not always the center of attention and/or that destroying stuff isn't always helpful...

maybe he has to set up a world for his consorts to live in and then leave them alone?

his consorts are either those goofy looking blobfish or creepy marionettes

interesting (chinhands)

ocean creatures are scary stuff and they look ridic

how can he deal with blobfishes taking the spotlight

(but they love him so much.....he can't resist the uguu)

or maybe dog consorts

hehe

but wait if he's of space then he has to do the frog breeding

...the earth is doomed

though what other villain could do space? B|<

garland?

empy is not space my hideous grudge for him will not allow it

hahahaha

actually have a terrible idea for garland,.....

jarjammed?

no, we just like auing final fantasy villains

there were a lot of silly things like Ke$hastuck so domino effect

I went "what if dissidiastuck" and we were d00med

so very d00med

besides, kefka and kuja ruining sburb together would be hilarious

worst two person session ever

cries

pity the world they'll make

well, kuja would become a god.... so he'd want quality assurance

do they plan to kill off the other dissidia peeps so they get the world alone?

......possibly