I offered my new boss one to eat today and she started tripping. It was candy coated, jeez. What's the big deal?

o_0

Then her friend offered me a job as a dancer. "But not til after you're 18."

A real butterfly. I pretty fluttery butterfly... to eat

/squints in mirror

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Um yeah but like I said it's candy coated!

But it was.... A living fluttry butterfly...

I was gonna eat it anyway ya know? /shrug

Nope it's dead

Not that I... have any room to speak, being as I eat things that were living chickens and cows, I suppose. >_>

I might consider eating a chicken if it was candy coated but they're pretty foul tbh

Ah but I would eat the prettiest cake ever too. Like face first even. Just unhinge my jaw and go to it.

Like if something is too pretty to eat I just want to eat it even more.

/snrk. They really thought you were under 18?

But man that sounds interesting! I wanna try one.

Besides butterflies are annoying dude they get in your face Ian's tickle it

*and

YES Seek see what I'm saying? That's the 3rd time this week. Wtf I do NOT look 16 :|

i absolutely love butterflies but i would totally try eating one.

hahaha you really don't. You don't exactly look old, but I wouldn't guess 16.

also, on my twentieth birthday, i met a woman who unknowingly guessed i was sixteen.

No man I have like old people hollow cheeks and all. Pfft. And I haven't been 16 in longer than I wanna admit so idek

And right? Butterflies look delicious. /licks it curiously

a butterfly doesn't seem like it would taste like anything...

but if it were covered in chocolate I might try one

and crickets! i have had those.

bees would freak me out and ants smell gross when you squish them

crickets...maybe that would be okay.

blueberries are perfect you're just picky.

mmmm delicious balls

At iguazu falls, the butterflies will land on you to slurp the salt off your sweaty skin

Every time I buy roasted crickets I'm disappointed because they always taste stake. But ants are kinda like rice puffs!

And maybe that's why butterflies get up on my shit Beren. I'm probably sweaty more often than not in butterfly season ...