ocelott
says
dear post office: kindly relinquish the package that was supposed to be here a week ago. Half my Christmas presents are in there.
Hawtwyre
says
Post Office: clutches package while on knees in corner, head bowed low over arms NO!
Hefe
says
lol 
PrincessArtemis
says
Bad post office!
Post office: caresses the box and calls it their Precious
still waiting on my phone cover. It shipped Monday.
ocelott
says
big box was shipped nearly 3 weeks ago. I rather suspect it's stuck at the border and I'll be handing out IOUs for Christmas.