look at that happy old coot

bawww

hitting on all the nurses in the hospital when he goes for checkups

let's hope a male nurse takes his blood pressure

precious.

Sherlock let's grow old and bitter together

/sends bees after.

rude

(oh cool I can have free honey)

I still can't believe Sherlock retires and keeps bees

poor Sir Arthur must have been so annoyed at having to bring him back

yeah, like "OKAY LOOK I DID IT HE'S ALIVE"

"NOW YOU GET BEES"

"HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY"

man, bees are hype.

What do you have against bees.

nothing, the idea of Sherlock in a beekeeper's outfit is hilarious

Yeaaah that's hilarious.

it really is

But you can't kick bees, old man.

/trains them to love you.

why Sherlock how sweet of you

/followed by a cloud of happy bees for all time

/not sure if want

they sting all your lady friends.

DO NOT WANT

NOOOO

the ultimate revenge

CURSE YOU SHERLOCK BEES

... and that is a sentence that I just wrote

That it is.

old Sherlock and old Sanji being grumpy rival neighbours

either the worst or the best AU ever

probably both. simultaneously.

yes

/is also casually stalking Usopp/Sanji/Sherlock thread because wonderful

at this point I am not surprised

/popcorn.gif

Honestly Sherlock would just leave at this point but I feel bad for Usopp.

Sanji won't let him leave until he eats something

Wow rude what if he's not hungry anymore.

Sherlock you really are still new to this guy aren't you

No trust me, he knows that part of him.

That doesn't mean he can't argue.

oh good so you did pick up on the reason behind the table-pinning

not just enjoying it

Yes, don't worry, he got the full effect.

:|b

:|a

omg Oldji yes

Geezer-ji <3

Dandyyy.

Also you should feel bad for Usopp he invited you to his party and this is how you behave >|

trying to imagine old Luffy and failing here

also yes Sherlock you are the worst

He didn't even notice that invite, if he did he wouldn't have come. >:T

loser

But Dandy I need to deduce Usopp or something or Sherlock's just going to leave and it will be the shortest thread ever.

... Second shortest thread ever.

or Sanji can pin him to the table again to make him eat

really not outside of possibility

so rough, Sanji-sama.

(ask Wheatley he's been there)

(wow no he wants nothing in common with that guy.)

he might hate your guts but he's going to fill your stomach

What kind of things do you want to deduce?

I. need. to think about that, I was just catching you because I saw you.

oi stop trying to seduce deduce my crewmates

Impressive things.

He needs to make up for that otherworld okay.

Let him be smart.

Sherlock really not going to question the nose

He's stopped questioning aliens.

That was a big step.

And I'm not sure he can go back to noses.

does Sherlock think Usopp is an alien

maybe.

oh my god

not really.

I can believe

see Sherlock we're not so different after all

Sorry we're Christmas shopping and I'm on my phone which is why I'm slow also lol alien solo

*aliensopp dammit phone

dunno man Usopp could totally be another Han Solo

/imagining an alien shredding a guitar solo

both of these things

Wheatley no.

We are very different.

give in sherlock we should just be friends

best friends

ever

Sanji is only going to encourage this idea

note: not actually, wheatley thinks Sherlock Silent Hill is a major twonk

Yeah I was going to say do you want to be friends with that town.

You probably don't.

Sanji thinks that they're both major twonks

and other things besides

definitely not that place has way too many metaphors it's a pain

Only because you're the twonkmaster Sanji

excuse you I'm keeping you alive

not that you're helping

Do paradoxes still give you headaches now that you're human, Wheatley.

Oh wait they go over your head anyway.

put down that bottle of bleach that will not taste good

it's not his fault humans are literally dying all the time

I was just thinking of Gonzo >.>

Yes that is good too

/stares at sam......

This convo is moving too fast for me. Sherlock can deduce that he's a sniper and uh idk

sob sorry

WHAT IS THERE TO DEDUCE ABOUT USOPP???

HE HAS A LONG NOSE...........

World's Greatest Detective™ Accept No Substitutes.

he has a stupid fast metabolism???

brilliant

I wish I knew more about OP.

He uses plants as ammo

He's an artist

his nose has been broken in five places like twelve times

Not surprising.

heck most of his bones have been broken at least twice

His nose is incredibly resilient!!!

One Piece why.

Almost everything he says is a lie

He recently suffered from minor frostbite

Hoo boy that could be fun.

analysing Usopp is going to be one hell of a job I'ma leave you to it (frequent use of sling shot might leave callouses on fingers like an archer? >.>)

because fair thee well electricity in ten minutes

I'm sorry.

see you tomorrow if the world doesn't end

I feel like a loser, idk what else to say

Oh right.

Sam remember to tell us if shit gets real tomorrow.

Bye Sam! o/

And no don't feel like a loser I don't even have to do this.

I just wish I had more to offer than that