Wheatley running with scissors
even when he isn't drunk that would end badly
this is the best idea
nothing can go wrong
mostly because his attention span is too short to actually find a pair
that... is true
fortunately
guess what time it is
HANGOVER TIME
YAAAAAY
also go to bed
weh
dude
it's like 3 or 4 over there
sob yes I am... going to... very soon
happy Christmas though
yes you too <3
poor Wheatley
only not
this is his life these are his choices
ok going to bed now for real
goodnight!
sleep sleeeep
ok now actually
I was waiting to use that "you didn't warn me" line
good night zzzz
baww Wheatley
sweet dreams buddy