/flies off into the sunset

I lost control of my life so long ago there's no point in lying about it any more

omg hell yes

look out COMPASS

Eeeeeeeeee

aaaaaaaaaaaa

run Sherlock

run far away

noooooooooo

she will tidy up your crime scenes

don't touch those blood spatters that's evidence.

no it's a mess is what it is

this is why you can't trust anyone with an umbrella.

or a bowtie

oh there are going to be so many timelord implication jokes

aaagbdfhg

please.

sooo many

but Conan wears a bowtie ):

oh just you wait Conan you're in for a treat

bratty children are her specialty

also He will actively avoid her. Does not need looking after :/

she's the original supernanny

there is no escape

oh my god I will buy tickets to this meeting.

I want to see this.

also the only person hes not a brat to is Holmes... well, and Ran. but thats enough

she won't care she's going to straighten him out no end

scrub the back of those ears with a pan scourer

we will never have friendly CR.

/but I already have perfect hygeine

well who's fault is that, really

mine. nyoron

wow.

I can't plurk today.

/pats

/stays With Holmes, avoids supernany

...nanny*

no escape

Holmes is a bratty kid too

... he is.

you two are so on the naughty list

she knows Santa is her homie

Santa is fake 8l

try telling that to her

she's bff with mrs Christmas

also don't you even dare diss the toothfairy they're tight

Sam why do you play people that aren't allowed to exist.

but I vote that Mary Poppins gives Ran nanny tips

Like aliens and magic and superpowers are okay but your people are just not right enough to be acceptable.

It's awful.

unacceptable*.

Good morning.

good morning indeed

and Holmes you don't get to say what's acceptable

you just drugged a cartoon character

he was being stubborn.

well excuse him for trying to do the morally correct thing

THEY WEREN'T REAL OKAY.

AND WHAT ABOUT US

*MR 'THERE'S A LOT OF CENTURIES THAT HAVE THEIR OWN SHERLOCK'

I love how Sanji has come from a world that makes no sense and yet it's the Charon that's making him question what reality is

people who can turn into animals/lightning/fucking soap = yeah sure

grumpy detectives and robots that don't run on cola WAIT WHAT

Sanji someday you will come to realize that someone out there willingly wrote your and your friends' tragic backstories. Someone wished that upon you all. For funsies.

oh trust me I'm already contemplating how it's going to go down

yesss good.

so hurry up and deduce me Mr Holmes

so forward, but if you insist.

he figured out yet that Conan isnt Holmes' son? >>

nnnnope

dammit.

nobody has said otherwise

though Hattori has had plenty of opportunities to do so.

>:|

yep

got to love Heiji

what a bro

at this point would he even believe it? :l

who even knows

also I should go eat

going to the Hobbit later aaa

yes. food is good

also, so is the hobbit

I have heard

righto ttyl

aaaaa Hobbit.

oh god this is

\o

there are no words

oh wait there is one

sam you're just supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

I'm not sure how I feel about this...

Feel nothing. Delete it from your memory.