Oh my god mine is like that too. LOL

it was kinda awkward she remembered me and was like haven't seen you in awhile! like it's honestly been so many months lol bc i was going somewhere else

lmao oh yeah time before last when i got mine done lady was like it's been awhile huh?! umm yes lady stfu i prolong the torture as much as possible

i normally just beat em to it and say yes my eyebrows are horrible/ my feet are ugly sorry lol

i will never need to pencil them in that's fo sho

lmao yes lol that part is torture and i tense up and try not to kick them in the face

or i twitch and they look at me and i'm like :/ ticklish sorry!

also she was going to town on one of my toes with the cuticle thing and i know that toe shouldn't have had much i kept looking down to see if it was bleeding

lmao if they ever tickled on purpose i might have to kick em

yuh that's what it was lol that shit hurts after awhile

a few have made me bleed but not at that place..and they have to put the stuff on it to try to make it stop

me too! i think if you make my fucking toe bleed i should get it for free or a damn discount lol

one time this girl waxed my eyebrows and she avoided rule number 1 that you don't keep waxing the same area so it was raw and scabbed over for a week..i coulda killed

LOL not everyone is like that though

and let me thrw in the time i asked for bangs and they assumed i wanted the fluffy flipped back bangs from the 80's my mom was rocking

...ok i'm scared of giving birth and i can get waxed lol you're good to go

i highly doubt i would get that lucky lol i have some women telling me to just go for a c section that they loved it

omg i always thought i was a freak i have tiny pinky toenails too!

lmao damn troll doctor huh

i was scared to death to give birth... and i did it without an epi, and it was really amazing. painful but amazing

lmao i should take a pic

c-sections are miserable recovery wise.. you can't see your baby immediately after, you can't pick them up most of the time either

well i mean you'll see the baby cause they will show it to you when its out but then they take you away to recovery

yeah that part scares me..but i'm also scared of how long after it'll take for my legs to feel again cause i'm leaning towards epi

i had a birth like kfraenkel lol i labored for an hour pushed for about 10 minutes.

my mom was in labor for 15 hrs and ended up having a c section bc my sis was a chunky 10 pounder

it says beautiful.. i actually got it in nashville with a girl i was best friends with on SL

i have the ugliest toes known to man -.-

that shit hurt lol but i doubt it compares! do u have one?

maybe you'll get lucky my contractions felt like period cramps right up until the very end, then i felt like i had to poop >_>

oh i only hope mine just feel like period cramps lol

they induced me and i was all "i don't feel anything.." and the lady showed me the monitor and i was contracting every few minutes. it just felt like that low pelvic crampy pain you get when you are about to

have your period. i have mom friends tell me they envy me lol

then all of a sudden it was OH FUCK and they gave me some "pain management" cause i didn't want an epidural lol

and then bam baby

lucky -.- lol

in april you will rob see a plurk something like this.. oh god it hurt so bad kill me now my vagina will never be the same D:

XD it goes back i promise! 4 months and you can't even tell i had a baby or tore a little!

...it takes 4 months to go back to normal?!

dies

no no i just wouldn't touch it before my post partum exam LOL i had stitches, i never had stiches in my life

so i was afraid of it XD

then after the doc said it was ok, i felt less worried

but its been 4 months since i had my son and i can't tell a difference

i was over here thinking you only had to wait 6 weeks lol

yeah you do, my doc was full up so my 6 weeks appointment was pushed back a bit...

i didn't get in till november and i had him at the end of august!

i'll probably need stool softeners le sigh.. phillips wild cherry is already my best friend

you won't want to do things at 6 weeks though lol if its your first baby you will be exhausted

omg! lol

and yeah get the stool softeners, that first poop is awful.

can we just...rethink this whole baby thing?!

XD this is the stuff they should tell teens.. there would be less pregnant teen moms

pretty much lol hell i'm 26 and thinking oh god

its totally worth it. i fall in love with this kid all over again every day

did either ofu breastfeed?

i'm actually breastfeeding right now as i type LOL

lmao

i don't pump cause i'm a stay at home mom so i don't have to

i plan on it but that is a whole new list of worries

feel free to lay your worries on me i've learned a lot

i'm scared of the pain lol and after 8 weeks i'll have to return to work so pumping will be in there

well yes that but pain from breastfeeding

breastfeeding doesn't really HURT hurt.. you might feel sore, and a little pain in the beginning at latch

my nipples are so tender D:

but if it continues to hurt you have to make sure there's not an issue with latch

there is this amazing lanolin cream you can get that works so well, you won't stay sore long

i see a lot of girls go to lactation consultants but i'm not that fancy over here

and breastfeeding makes you lose that baby weight fast!

i had an LC in my hospital room

that is def a plus! and shrinking the uterus up

i am back to my pre-preg weight already, and fitting into my jeans better than i was before i was pregnant lol

i've only gained 7 pounds at 23 weeks

don't take fenugreek unless you need it otherwise you'll have an oversupply which is a pain

i kept hearing that but i thought it was yogurt and had no idea where to get it lmao blonde moment

yeah that kinda sucked, it hurt more than birth honestly LOL

why don't u remember?

i barely remember it cause the narcotic they gave me for "pain management" made me stoned as hell.. i'd never had a narcotic before

you girls are not advocates for natural labor! lmao

oooh

this other girl said she was on her yoga ball eating a popsicle for 95% of her labor

it only hurt cause my muscles and stuff were sore and then they had to push on my tummy

yeahhh kinda wanna punch her

i had a yoga ball in my birth room too but i didn't touch it lol

i had a massage therapist (my hospital is fancy)

damn lady lol

and there was a fancy tub i could get in but i was too wussy to get out of the bed the whole time. i mostly rocked back and forth in the bed

i also heard squatting and giving birth helps with no tearing but um..no

if you push slow it helps you not tear but sometimes your body is like HAH NO

lol it's prob just like get it out get it out!

that's what tore me. i had his head almost out and the doc said "little pushes!" and i was like "SORRY NO"

LOL

i also apologized in the middle of pushing cause i farted LOL i was so high

lmao

you're gonna have to give me a min to laugh on that one

oh it was hilarious

i've already said ifi shit on anyone i don't wanna hear about it

they tell you to hold your breath when you push, i pushed, pooted, and stopped and went "oh i am so sorry" the doc was all "omg shut up and push!

lmao

i was so afraid i'd poop on the table, because seriously it feels like you have to poop

if i poot i will seriously have to laugh for awhile.. i'm srsly immature when it comes to gas

well its kinda embarrassing when you have doctors and nurses down there and you let one rip LOL

LOL even tho i am sure they have hhad worse it still sucks