/scratches at it unhappily

I dunno why I made a whole separate plurk to mention in but uuuurgh

What happened?!

It's all flaky now I look diseased

How did you get a burn on your neck?

Uh. Someone shut a car hood on me when I was jumping the car. My engine was hot so my neck and chin got burnt. I'm just glad the cables were already connected or that could have SUCKED

Yeah glad it was minimal damage 8( but man

Eh my back actually hurts worse. I popped a rib trying to spin around too cause you do stupid stuff on instinct ya know? /snort

But I survived and I've been putting moisturizer on it and junk it's just taking its time healing I guess

oh my god...

No it's okay it's all first degree stuff. Like it happened three days ago and didn't even warrant a mention, ya know? It's cool. Just itchy.

wow what the fuck, can I punch whoever did that

How do these things happen to you...

Did they do it on purpose? Because wow dick move if so

Yeah but they were drunk and thought it was funny

More like not realizing that's the same as dropping a full size man on someone

8| Asshole

/shrug

This is not that weird between guys tbh

that shit isn't cool no matter who it happens between :|

It was stupid and I could've gotten hurt but I didn't do I'm over it dude. /pats reassuringly

>| I will kick whoever I see pulling that shit. /huffs and curls around

Tiny angry boa constrictor?

Or maybe rainbow python

rainbow python, yes

fuck yes

/thumbs up

I'll be your human heat lamp. We can eat rats together.

...Jenx don't read the above line

can we cook them a little first :c raw meat just sounds messy

Don't be a weenie or you'll never grow up big and eat people's babies

gosh fine >|

:c Oh.

/pats reassuringly