also One Piece physics
how do they work
that is pretty spactacular
heiji yells his way into everyones hearts
HIS HEART BURNS HOTTER THAN THE FLAMES
Oda physics are actual perfection
Sanji. Sanji you have no idea how much Heiji is enjoying yelling with someone that will yell back
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON ON BOARD WHO DOES THIS WITH HIM.
Everyone else just hangs up. :<
/hangs up on Hattori even when he isn't yelling 
dont take it personal, he hangs up on every one
the feeling is mutual
or should I say MUTUAL
It's official. At least 80% of their conversation must be in all caps each time they talk. No exceptions.
terms and conditions accepted
Wonderful! We'll process this contract and then these two can get the Official Friend Stamp
sweet
next job; secret handshake
With these two it might be a secret punch or kick.
Sanji likes Heiji too much to accidentally break his leg with a kick exchange
punching it is
oh my god.
beauuutiful
gloriouuus
Pelt get off my keyboard.
you know you love it too, nemo
I do this is amazing.
/kisses Pelt hello
We were all crying over it.
and yes it is majestic
now it's a race between Heiji and Sherlock
who will figure out that Sanji is a cartoon first WHO CAN SAY
I will win.
THERE IS NO QUESTION...
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Odd because Heiji is a cartoon too, he just doesn't casually shatter the laws of physics.
there are many cartoons
and then there is One Piece
HE WILL PROBABLY COMPARE HIM TO ANIME THOUGH.
KSAJGKAS
BETTER because Sanji will have no idea what that is
he still doesn't fully know what a cartoon is
excellent
the Doctor didn't do a fantastic job of describing them to a newbie
We'll make you a little flipbook.
with stick figures
"it's sort of like an alternate reality made of moving pictures"
Sanji "so is this boat a cartoon?"
"and fun"
"oh so no then"
Go away Doctor.
No not until Sanji's lived again.
Sanji are you dead
And found out what cartoons are.
no but Kalifa is close to killing him in his hallucination post so
we'll have to sit that one out
Conan sometimes does on his skate board
Kalifa stop.
Sanji don't die. It makes you emo and then who
Laih
will
show Hattori physics defying attacks?
...oh no wait, that's gravity.
XD nah he won't die this time
Also +1 on this being the best friendship in history. -- see if you'd watched more cartoons you'd know how to stop that death thing from happening. )8
he's just being gratuitously mauled
y tho
because he's an idiot
PERMISSION TO HAVE HATTORI YELL AT HIM FOR BEING AN IDIOT, CHEF-HAN?
augh I have to write that hallucination
ollies out.
more cartoons and less dying, got it
YES PLEASE SIR
wow. way off topic. /kicks phone
I don't know how to Moriarty tho.
who does
gdit man.
someone teach me how to Moriarty.
now it sounds like a dance move
do the Moriarty ooh yeah
it basically is.
craziest out there.
he's got the mooooooves like Moriarty
teach me how to 'arty teach me teach me how to 'arty.
'ARTY HARDY
we were just singing that, sob.
okay I'll stop
OOOH CRANK DAT MORIARTY
but yes the conclusion of this post is that broship is expressed through caps lock and cartoons end of
occasionally violence
the more you insult each other the closer you must be.
We don't capslock enough, Sanji-san.
Sʟɪᴘᴘᴇʀʏ ʙᴏʏ
is
it because the other girls are prettier.
breaking ribs is the new version of pulling pigtails
Sherlock do you even know how to capslock?
I can't imagine Sherlock ever using capslock
he wouldn't. 
he's too cool
But SH SH SH.
he uses passive aggressive lower case
those are initials Pelt.
That's not yelling
yes because he is Silent Hill
are they. are they. for Silent Hill I bet.
he is the Silent Hill.
plot twist
Moffat had it down all along
Except he is far from silent and not really a hill.
afjsk
no he's too boney
maybe a coral reef
Just imagine using a text-to-voice program on Sherlock's texts. And it screaming "SHHH" at you at the end every time.
Moderately Talkative Coral Reef.
I can't
oh my god
okay I need to do that with your posts now
It might say S H instead of shushing if it's in caps.
anyway I need to write this augh.
sorry for derailing.
I like your derailing
never apologize
MILLIONS ARE DEAD if you get that reference I will kiss you
fdsjknsdfsggdsg
... the Onion?
Game Grumps but the Onion is wicked cool too
c: yes good taste.
Sonic '06: Off the Rails - PART 36 - Game Grumps
go to 5:35
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also I should get food I missed dinner /ollies
get food. D:<
away with you! find sustenance and report back later!
/flees
... ehe food. ;w; eat well!