(this ought to be good with mister social tact here)

I assume there's massive head trauma involved for this.

Ergo /shoves away fiercely headfirst.

dunk him in the ocean

yes good

There would be a lot of happy cuddling, I think.

Let him stay there. Maybe fall asleep himself.

/squished. Squirms free.

gets squished

For Minene, just go UHHHHHHHH and fail to do anything but UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH about it

fjaskfj Minene bless

...are Conan and Maya the smallest people on the Charon? o_o

possibly, and Wall-E

maya would let him sleep though

amg presh

and he would feel really bad afterwards

for squishing her

she has plenty of hair to cushion him okok

clearly he should make burgers to make up for it

he would make them anyway but yes

wut

if he had the damned ingredients he would

rassa frassin' corn gruel

/SL...OWLY...LEAN....AWAY....