and none of the female characters were surprised

sorry I'm bored and there are memes

Usopp: SANJI U OK

Minene: DUDE WHAT THE HELL /punches!

WHAT THE HELL YOU CHAINSMOKING BASTARD

Minene: AUGH SORRY UR JUST PURTY

the rest: I DON'T KNOW BAKA SHUT UP

MUST BE COMPASS AGAIN

it would be the last thing he ever did

o__O

frozen in place and red as a tomato

daw baby

probably stuttering

this might happen

on the cheek mind

I think cheek or forehead would get similar reactions 83

I'll pen it into my schedule

yes good

:|b

I suppose if it was nonromantic kissing, like on the hand or something then it might not result in death

I'll keep that in mind

Now I'm envisioning Sanji possessed by some weird compass drug that forces him to kiss all of his acquaintances squarely on the mouth

Non-romantic kissing would still result in punching on this end sorry

it's about time someone on this ship did honestly Kalifa you don't count you're a hallucination

Wait this is... not the content I was expecting in a dietary lesson o_O

asdjaksf

yOU ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWED SOME POISON I JUST SAVED YOU FROM THAT SORRY

obligatory comment about violent and disgusted reaction and struck out reference to UST.

no wait Sherlock and Sanji are supposed to have that kiss argument

Oh right.

so really it would make perfect sense

in context

...

...

Perfect sense.

would they both refuse to break off from it

like a game of chicken

probably.

oh god.

just stuck there for hours

COMPASS has to intervene because it's just too stupid

I mean I know food is scarce but I don't think cannibalism is the answer

Usopp: /walk in, turn around, walk out

orz

oh btw Dandy did you see this

HE DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING HE SWEARS

I did!

Olaf brotp drawings eee

PH would probably fuse their lips together instead, let's get someone else to intervene.

I was going to reblog it but tumblr died on me

Y-YOU BET HE DIDN'T

also omg cute.

then the ash from the cigarette drops into the chemicals and everyone exploded the end

asdf

fft probably

I just want to know why there aren't more pictures of people playing with Usopp's hair

it looks so fun to mess with

I want to touch it :>

it looks so bouncy.

yes :.

*:>

never underestimate the power of the afro bro

or in this case semi-afro

poofy cloud hair idk

close enough

I love that Oda establishes that afros are respected as a form of manly power

I'm surprised it hasn't been brought up more with Brook tbh

an immortal afro = can never be defeated

Very true

Brook's afro is the king of all afros

the soul king

even Franky gets an afro in the new movie

/A lot of over dramatic disgusted noises.

good

/recoils in horror and probably jumps over the side

^meant for Franky's afro

/WHY DID I DO THAT

yes Franky afro is the best

haha.

aaaand I'm crashing brb napping for another hour or something

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