or don't because HA WOW
SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE
watches from a distance.
also this was the wrong day for work to decide to be busy damnit
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKIN' THE BACK STREETS
/wants to, reaches for
oh you guys replied before I could finish my funny joke /leaves
combo breaker
I'm sorry Dandy. 
/kisses funny joke
/it blushes
anyway yes come to me I have no idea what this dude is going to do but it's going to be EVERYTHING
also Usopp will be kind of running around after Sanji because WHAT DO
and then they get split up in grand OP tradition
Eliot hopes he doesn't see you, you lousy cook you. 
ALSO OMG SAM DID YOU SEE THE ROBIN ON D_M CONSIDERING EV????
go sanji goooooo
Sanji I hope you use your flaming kick on the angels.
They deserve everything they get.
OH THANKS INTERNET I WANTED YOU TO CRASH
jfaksj
also no I didn't see what omg Robin ;A;
yes he will be kicking all the angels
OH SO YOU'RE STARVING ARE YOU
ARE YOU
screaming Robin is good yes
Just make them something to eat, you terrible cook.
sorry he's busy cooking them
Good. Throw in some sea salt too. There's plenty of it.
I was honestly expecting him to feel bad for the things. Now I have nothing to call him stupid for. 
He kicks the shit out of hungry Momoo and he was cute so
They have starving in their title, I am disappointed.
/kicked out.
they're trying to eat people even he has to draw the line somwhere
*somewhere hello typos
tsk.
don't worry Sherlock you'll find some... reason to mock him...
Does sherlock ever need a reason?
Your cooking sucks.
Also you're never there when he needs you and always there when he doesn't.
wow did you look up all the ways to get Sanji to kill you because that's close to the top
the first not the second
although that won't help
Oh jesus sherlock just kiss him already.
He has a book of ways.
that would also be one of the ways
See.
don't die Sanji
as long as he doesn't run into PH he might not
And he would have been perfect against the PH too
Geez Sanji
Learn to kick women, Sanji.
nope
what if there's a woman about to die if he doesn't hurt PH
hey I'm not saying it won't happen I just feel like the PH has enough to do
that waiting list is loooong
WHAT IF IT'S TERRA
somehow he will just die
you do not understand he will literally die before kicking a woman
it's canon
Sanji why are you so sexist.
If it's a girl fighting a girl he just lays there and watches
FEMINISM HAPPENED. KICK THE PH.
Some women deserve to be kicked as much as men okay.
Or book it out so he doesn't have to think about it
I know this it's like
his biggest flaw
god
dingus
yes he will be having to do the running
welp i guess then terra dies
poor Terra.
If a person deserves to be kicked with fire, Sanji, their gender ought not to have any impact
You must teach Hattori the art of lighting his legs on fire. He is an equal opportunity flaming kicker.
maybe one day EV will break him but
sadly
he's not at that point
Usopp will gladly shoot girls with fire though 8Db
... good for you buddy
Very good, Usopp! See, Sanji, Usopp's progressive, why aren't you?
/fumes at
But only while Sanji isn't watching >.>
I dunno man it's also canon that he can hear a woman crying do you think he won't know?
Well, being progressive is also a process
sob
can't win
cannot
this is the price I pay for getting to run on air and shit
BIGGEST CHARACTER FLAW EVER
that, and getting nosebleeds so bad he needs blood transfusions
Only 'cause our final boss is a lady. 
oh I categorize that in with it under the generous title of "Sanji is an idiot"
true
there are several chapters
it's about the width of the Oxford Dictionary
yes
but he tries so hard sob
literal definition of the you tried star
the most special of stars
Oh no Sam I was reading Roguetown yesterday
well if we get a Robin she can at least make him shut the hell up by glaring at him
And Sanji's face when he thinks Luffy is about to be beheaded 
NOT OKAY
NO STOP
Lol yes
STOP
THAT MEMORY IS NOT OKAY
TOO BAD THERE IT IS
also do you even know how possessive he is of the Doctor now he's basically his surrogate Luffy
he's just like HISSSSSS
MINE
GO 'WAY
awww that's adorable
>CCCCC
also why he was so buttmad that the Doctor nearly blew his own head up by trying to eat a bird
why are all the inspiring people such idiot babies
oh my god did he really.
It's a law of nature
yes
did you
miss that
it was kind of epic
missed that.
Nemo read it now!
hang on shit I closed the tab I'll have to find it
All I know is that Sanji really got buttmad over Doctor saying you can't trust cooks.
I was there, I told her to type that.
omg YOU
YOU DID THAT
YOU BROUGHT UP ISSUES MAN
NOT COOL
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT...
why did I not figure out that it was you
I live to make Sanji suffer.
>'C
It wasn't me who thought of it, Pelt wrote it and was just like "Should I do this, no I really... no I can't do this."
And then I persuaded her.
I'm sorry. 
you're awful
xxx
(I'm not sorry.)
also this is how you do friendship Sherlock resetvoid.dreamwidth.org... it right)
xx
why plurk
resetvoid.dreamwidth.org... mean this)
... wow okay I did that right then
plurk are you okay
plurk is drunk. It started hours ago.
do you want a cuddle
It won't stop.
I know I was away for most of today but
Your brand of friendship is horrid.
oh well yes the Doctor!birdnom thread is the best
oh my god it is the best.
it is
I'm so proud
as you should be.
I am considering printing it off and ordering a really weird frame to hang it on my wall
or maybe lots of tiny ones
please do it.
that go all the way across
If you frame this, I'll frame the detective surfing thread.
sweet
I'll consider it
Excellent.