The weather is fucking fine, I had some buttery wafer things for breakfast, I'm drinking coffee and I am going to get a shower soon

My neck is a little stuff cause I slept on the gear shift but I can dance that away never fear. Life is good you guys. I'm feelin it!

I think I'll go steal some quarters from the vending machines at my old job and do laundry like an adult

/spins you around

You can't even pick me up bro but I'll let you pretend. /grin

How's things? Talk to me, I miss all you crazy cats.

/tackles and rolls

/sends you a cushion for that gear shift

A gear shift cushion is a brilliant idea man I dunno why no one has come up with it yet. Car sex would benefit greatly from this invention.

I mean seat belt buckles are bad enough, right?

...Wow. Someone stole my laptop.

I mean it needed repairs anyway but that's still fucking rude

/sigh

I have got to stop rolling with party kids it always ends like this

...whatever. I'm pissed but I refuse to let this fuck my good day up. Suck it, life.

Well that's what backseats are for usually, right? No gear shift cushion required

And I might be able tp pick you up now, Laura's been forcing me to lift as revenge for me making her run

if you find it, hit them with it.

--Wait somehow I missed the part about someone stealing your laptop what the fuck

Nah they're strangers from north Hollywood I'll never see them again

And tell me when you can lift 110 dude we'll talk then. /snrk

I really need to clean the pasta sauce out of the backseat actually now that you mention it

...you're still on the east coast, right?

Yup I have been hanging out in Puttsburgh of all places. It's filthy! I kinda dig it.

...I need to get thinner fingers man

I will relocate as soon as I can get a decent room somewhere but I've had enough running off with strangers for a while. Last week was lame.

I'd ask why there's pasta sauce in your backseat but it's you so maybe not.

...you are better off not knowing bro. /wink

yayayayayay for happy Ava!!

Ah I'm happy 99% of the time unless something is seriously wrong tbh. But thanks Efe.

Those kids stole a lot of shit actually I'm impressed...I left my stuff alone when I was showering and that's all so they're good at what they do

Karma will be fun for them later

More stuff to add to the list of shit I need to fix. I'm pissed but it serves me right tbh so I'll deal. /facepalms anyway

I don't believe in karma lately

I have yet to see it ever swing around on anyone.

Probably because if you did you'd get all smug about it

And that's probably against some universal rule somewhere, I dunno

My personal rule these days is that if it's not worth the effort, let karma deal with it, but if self-defense or protection down the road is involved, hex people, but that's just me.

Yeah it must be that