[meme] From a scale of 1-10 how easily could my character seduce yours?
-100000000000 EW NO WAY BRO 
WELL GOOD
-50000
EVEN BETTER
NO WAIT THERE NEED TO BE MORE ZEROS
Yeah how is heiji harder to seduce than conan there?
but for Aoko probably -2. She'd be completely oblivious >>
pff
oh. right
oh dear
Sanji and Heiji are at least FRIENDS.
-50000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
best frands
negative age of the universe to the power of three.
fffft
...that's a better answer.
Conan's answer is the same as Holmes' /nodnod
Conan no cheating on your test
tsk
well good for all of you
aksjdks
-3
understandable
also wise
also he would be in fear of his life if he tried tbh
(beyond the usual that is)
+1 to the negative number train 
Sanji gets ALL the negative numbers \o/
you have to be brave or very stupid to try to seduce Celes
(which one is Locke)
(both)
Sanji do you want to seduce your male friends and people you don't like? Don't complain about the negative numbers
Mary stop that
was
I complaining I wasn't complaining
hell he should get an award for this
seduce Jayne okok
afjsdklgjaNO
Jayne's a girl's name
Jayne will let you treat him right
nono
nonononono
yyyyyyyyyyyyyes
we can all agree that Jayne is a cutie but he's just not Sanji's type okay
i ship it
oh no now I have a mental image of Sanji wearing the hat
Jayne would murder him
draw it.
Oh my god it would be a thing of beauty
somebody draw it
I would if I weren't in the middle of other projects
I would but I'm house-sitting with no tablet.
if I wasn't in bed on my phone
Also go to bed, Sam.
I'M IN BED
Go to sleep, Sam.
but then I would miss you guys
:C
I am also not very sleepy so
there's that
(Locke is v. brave and v.v. stupid thankyouverymuch.) also I'm sure Sanji will be relieved to know he has no chance in hell of seducing him. :|b
can't steal terra's man that's just rude
It just occurred to me Sherlock harasses Terra for being an idiot. I hope they can still be friends, Locke. :'|a
damn straight Terra would be mad and Sherlock your days are numbered
Harassing Terra in front of Locke is a bad bad idea I'm sorry Sherlock
hey look something they can agree on
It's not his fault she's an idiot. ):
hey so you know those ribs you had
Oh well she's hopefully going to save his ass during week 13 so you can go take a flying leap, cook.
that isn't going to save you from this guy
landing on you
And surfing on him again.
oh do we get to do that again I was hoping so
If you'd like and it doesn't... kill him. which it probably might.
pffft. And to think Sanji had earned some points back from Conan :|a
Hahaha at least it's unintentional this time?
Unless it's not in which case you son of a bitch.
hm, maybe we'll save that for another time
oh no this one is going to be a semi-conscious aw shiiiiit splat
Good.
You still get no sympathy.
well, then Conan won't be as mad
once again, if Sanji cared, that would be nice
but sadly he still doesn't sorry kid
>:c
but Sanji, he'd be less of a brat if he liked you more.
although the only person he'll never be a brat too will probably always be just Sherlock Holmes :|a
he has come to accept this
He might radio someone over if you fail to insult him in under ten seconds after landing on him because if you can't manage that you're clearly not fit to get back in the sky and do your job, you lazy cartoon.
Whoa wait
hey he might be a cartoon but he's not lazy
also what
it took me my entire dinner to realize that this fork has three tines instead of four.
I'm sorry that's incredibly off topic, it was just very jarring.
that is surprising though
So very observant 
I am also impressed that you know they're called tines
most people are like 'pointy bits'
I worked in a restaurant once.
Does that count.
of course it does I didn't know that!
Also shut up I am the most observant.
of course you are you're Holmes
I'm really not, ask anyone I know. 
Anyway yes, I used to do that restaurant thing!
what did you do?
this depends. will he make fishsticks and custard?
absolutely but NO DON'T BE SEDUCED
NO DOCTOR NO
your mother wouldn't approve
Mostly waitressing, but I sort of segued into prep cooking for a while. It wasn't a super fancy establishment. 
Also yes be seduced.
waiting on people is tough as hell man major respect
In a tourist trap.
I used to have to fill in if we were short it was horrible
in the kitchen you just have to deal with fire and being fast enough
out there you have to deal with
people
customers
occasionally bratty kids
That's why I liked it when they taught me how to do food prep and let me hide in the kitchen. 
and now you see why I worked so hard to be a sous
slinkingin but yeeahhh being in the kitchen > being waitstaff anyday.
people think it's because I was ambitious, no
it's because I'm an antisocial asshole
YEP.
ahahhaa. :'D
\o/
also hi Pelt
(also fishsticks and custard would seduce him to stop by your restaurant but in actual seduction +infinifty to the negative numbers skjafnj)
hi Sam.
go to bed Sam.
I'm IN my bed how many times do I have to say this
(oh dear)
Yeah he shot me down, Pelt. :C
I tried to tell him. :C
but. but. :C
but I am warm and snuggly and if I want to go to sleep I will tell you so shh
um. ......... shoot this has never happened how do we continue, Nemo? )8
ahaha defeat
all hope is not lost. D:<!
anyway I had a nap midday
on... Sunday
that counts
Do you have to be up in three hours?
maybe
PELT THE DRYER IS SINGING TOO.
or rather. will you be up in three hours.
kjnsfajknf
sorry.
the dryer?!
JUST GIVE IT YOUR ARM ALREADY
WHAT
go on.
STOP HOLDING OUT
WHAT IS GOING ON I DON'T
DO YOU HAVE A CANNIBAL DRYER
she does.
interesting
siren washing machines.
it's quite cool.
NO I'm house-sitting and the lady said I could use her washer and dryer for clothes so I did and when it's done you know how they ping at you to get your attention.
oh riiight
This one hums a creepy cheery little tune.
ours just screeches with this ungodly EEERK
it's horrible
maybe there's actually a bird in theskjfnkjfahahaha
EEERRRRK.
I'm not even sure if it's meant to make that sound but it does so
you definitely know
It's like a socially awkward washing machine.
ahaha.
"Are you done?" "EERRRKK."
all the other ones are like 'no, no dude you're doing it wrong, dude...'
Anyway I'm sorry I keep tearing this plurk off the rails I'm just very confused and distressed by this house.
three-tined forks and singing dryers.
pff are any of my plurks on the rails
they're really not but they don't need my help.
also I just realised I really have to have Sanji make the Doctor fishfingers and custard
you know when they actually have food
I want to see that.
...... ;a; I can only approv-- yeah.
it will be magnificent
sherlock you can have some too. maybe it'll make you grin.
like maybe next time there are supplies and he makes a "Hey I can make anything you want' post
ew.
Sanji are you sure you want the Doctor acting like a 5 year old at you, though.
Can Conan make weird faces at it.
stop that Doc no
Conan will have to face the Doctor over that
or we can have a rehash of episode 1 of season 5. "make me bacon." [...] "/spits bacon out."
no no Doc no don't do that
Sanji will be so mad
for you wasting food
Oh god.
kjnfjkf yeah I figure
that
would be bad
but it is something he does. ): picky picky picky eater.
he will literally FORCE YOU to eat what you spit out
Hfhrhfh.
sjkanfjkaf sob
I think straight to fishfingers would be the safest least depressing route
Conan will be spiteful towards all of Sanji's cooking and only eat oranges \o/
and Conan will be on the menu
You two need to stop being depressing.
Conan you brat-- fhfkj
Just because I told Pelt to be mean doesn't mean you have to keep it up.
yeah we do. FISHFINGERS IT IS.
it's never intentional
it's his fault
Sanji do you need a hug.
I think he does.
NO GO AWAY
Sanji
/hisses
c'mere.
/backs into the corner
Sanjiii.
/HSSSSSSSSS
C'mere Sanji. /edges next to -
>CCCCC
/h...ugs C:
/bats at
NO G'WAY
don't put Conan on the menu, he'll tell Ran-neechan you're being mean
/smacks.
and she knows karate
sherlock that isn't how you hug people
/holds on. /drags to watch movie somehow.
it was an involuntary twitch.
Conan would taste awful anyway
/suddenly entranced what
/what is this
/success
/literal popcorn.gif
I still want Sanji to meet Ran someday >>
now hug him.
it will happen
I still want Sanji to watch Adventure Time someday.
IT WAS A TRAP
Sanji would sympathise with it too much
especially with the noodle arms.
faksfj
true
Suddenly raining knives. Tuesday for Sanji.
ksnkjnfkjf
ahahaa
oh gods ;A; would be excellent. food and cartoons EVERYTHING PROMISED, FINALLY DELIVERED.
Hey Usopp it's your crazy uncle the Ice King.
oh I hate it when that happens ruins your laundry if you've hung it out to dry
jfask UNCLE ICY
the Doctor would eventually be a little frustrated with Sanji not being impressed by his Other World stories, I just ... realized ....
and just keep telling him the most ridiculous ones to get a big reaction ... um.
oh no he would be kind of impressed, but more just excited that someone else has them at all
they do need another crazy story exchange thread tho
-- aww nevermind I misspoke. ;w; /HUGS AGAIN.
they do.
"LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES KILLED MY ENTIRE RACE, SANJI."
sakfnasklflkasfmf
NO
he will chinhands all your stories
NOT THAT ONE
UNINTENTIONAL DEPRESSION NO LONGERED ALLOWED
SHERLOCK GET OUT
... longer
longered
longerered
lon'r'd.
ahem right.
Sherlock and Sanji still need to have a chat about otherworld things. >:
:C
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT NOW except yesss
I have no idea how it'd come up I was just hoping you'd still be up for it.
well hey maybe when they're both stranded in the middle of an island and this loser is close to passing out
oh yes always
because yes he is still mad at you
drugging people isn't cool man didn't John tell you that
It's cool when it gets people out of places alive. ):<
you could have at least asked him permission to chloroform him OH WAIT >:|
I still have half a wrap-up tag sitting in a tab somewhere oops sorry.
/has to agree with Holmes on this one
/pats Conan.
do you ever not
ew gross
/....also on pretty much everything
...You guys.
I just read this entire plurk and I don't even know
we love you too
Also 11 for Terra.
14 for Terra.
100000000 for Terra.
mass of the sun for Terra.
Gravitational pull of a collapsed star for Terra
I think Laih wins that round
/concedes.
/bows graciously
oh my
well that makes up for the negatives
although it's sort of cheating with Terra because he's teaching her about seduction
Sanji why.
well can you blame him really also she needs to understand
Now's really not the time for this.
you're just jealous man
Am. Not.
Mm. HMmm.
...wait how did
how did?
plurk loaded something I put in another plurk on yours and then now it's gone
Plurk you're drunk.
I'm so confused 
plurk has been drunk for the past week for me
sorry to derail your plurk with my plurk woes
/pats
Terra needs the help okay
she has issues
Poor Terra >:
She spent most of her life being mind controlled and used to destroy things
she never had the chance to have the talk
see sobbing
really it's a wonder she isn't more broken
:'C
But there's so much more to life.
Like murders. )8
That's something I've thought a lot about. She must have had someone to kind of take care of her, or she'd just be a complete mess.
Robberies too in a pinch
Those will suffice.
don't forget sea monsters
No.
delicious sea monsters
Not a much fun as a good murder, but hey, not everything can be
sea monsters can lead to murders?
Yeah, but not good ones. That's more like... accidental death
And if they're murders, they're a bit obvious.
"It was the giant sea-monster with the tentacles and killed them by way of extensive injury."
boring
....I feel that, that is like a hack deduction Kogoro would give :|a
Or Yamamura
Even in plurk I ruin friendship and love with murders.
you guys are so biased a sea monster could totally plot and execute a closed-room murder
Sneak a tentacle in through the window.
think about it they could lock the door through the chimney
yeah or that
/...retires
in other news someone Wind-Wakered Sanji and asfjash
help it's too kawaii
also now I really want to play that game again
Best Zelda game ever? Very possible
indeed
it's so colourful and fun
I'm detecting a theme with you, Sam.
ahahaha... aha
what makes you... say that
nothing at all
but wind waker!link is the cutest thing ever >:
fkasfj yes he is
it's those eyes
I just want to gather him up and hug him :>
Oh my god.
Personally I thought the boat was the best
now we need a wind-waker Sherlock
then we have Adventure time and Gamecube options
We need one.
My friend drew one a while back but I think he was dressed as Zelda.
yes good
better
rude.
how does that stocking cap contain sherlock's mass of curly hair.
help now I just want to draw bitties.
omg cute
/pats
Time Lord science.
Ah, of course, silly me for even asking
link's hat is a type of bag of holding
I mean Navi lives in there
Hey! Listen!
nnnNNNOo
Hey! Hey! Hahaha, that should be the next thing that Compass inflicts upon the hapless passengers
swarm of Navi.
Everyone gets their own personal Navi who will not leave them alone
Hey! Hey! Listen!
All anyone can hear for a week
why did I say swarm. I want Bioshock to happen.
Bioshock is never going to happen.
but but Bioshock
I need it.
tap it to my veins
.... literally?
yes.
Sam, bees.
Bees, Sam.
Anyway.
One day, Bioshock will happen.
Oneee day.
It won't tho.
oneday.
and one day it will be Doctor Who-verse
and nobody will blink ever again
So... if the Angels feed off of your life potential, and they send everybody back in time... do they have to go back in time too to keep feeding?
I have wondered about that but then maybe you lose your time when you've gone back in time?
\o/
Whoverse what is
They feed off the potential life, so they just have to chill through what would've originally been your life, I think ......... but then again yeah
whoverse! aha
makes as much sense as the One Piece verse except instead of bleeding a boat'sworth of blood you have paradoxes
Less physics breaking, more time breaking. Sounds right.
lots of comedy and then it wrenches your heart out of your chest and stomps on it repeatedly
they have a lot in common
There are a lot of shows that follow the 'don't think about it too hard' formula
/looks warily over at DCMK timeline
Dr. Who, One Piece, Detective Conan certainly (how many convoluted murders in Japan are there? One a day?)
(at least)
(did you never read Deathnote?)
(I did!)
(same!)
(well then)
the UK and Japan; hotspots for murders
The sexiest places to have your corpse fall from the sky
Or drop from a mysterious heart attack