[anti-meme] I wouldn't smut with any of you because I couldn't possibly subject you to my awful, ooc porn writing. Also because none of you know of my of-age muses anyway.
Coding muselists is for people who aren't lazy.
And I am the laziest.
End meme /o/
um except
I'm going to make you smut with me
besides I'm terrible at writing porn too
my favorite dick euphemism is "intrusion"
lmao I remember that blog post
See but my smut isn't intentionally bad, it just turns out that way because. What is blurring the ooc line to get what you want and how do I not do it?
To be perfectly fair, I would totally write awful, crack smut threads with anybody. xD
I long for the ability to write feelsy introspective smut.
But there aren't many good examples of such out there to draw inspiration from. 
Or at least, I haven't found any.