For once that is not a euphemism.

if it were, they would have given you the banana

And I'm gonna pass on gpoy meme cause my eyes look like Christmas

Hahaha I see the possessive article is paramount in these situations

I like that the universe has seen for to grant me random food though. And that it's still snarky enough to make the food phallic

How do your eyes look like Christmas

Green in the middle and red around it

Not cause of drugs this time just idk life. The cold and not enough sleep maybe.

Actually I need to talk to you dude but I've been chickening out

So this is me letting you know not to let me get away with it much longer

Ok. :|a You know how to reach me when you are ready, and I will nudge you later if you want me to?

Yeah I'll get there bro I just need to headdesk a bit first. Now that my delicious surprise banana is gone.