connor's life

I have tears

connor tbh

all of you come here immediately and hold him

:<

/never lets go

i will hold connor forever

Well maybe he should just look less suspicious...

LMFAO SCREAMING

abe won't do that to you. no, no he wouldn't. 8(

baw abe

SUSPICIOUS NUMBER OF POCKETS AND POUCHES

a likely story

poor connor

the one honest assassin

HEY

LMFAO SERVED

EXCUZ U

Ezio has totally fibbed before okay

But he's generally honest

when it suits him.

robocris: ALSO CAN I TAG YOU LATELY ON CONNOR'S PHONE POST...

........... what did i even write. can i give you a late tag

yes i am 110% okay with this

hanna will fiery punch people for u connor

ty scary hanna

cackling

RACIAL PROFILING

someone has to do it

or maybe she'll be a little more ladylike and slap them across the face

with a slight edge of an extremely hot hand

acceptable

MAMA WOLF HOLD HIM

WHAT IS ACCEPTABLE...

delicate ladylike hothanded pimpslapping

lmfao yes good

SOBS CONNOR

she knows that feel - sometimes people don't like wolves wandering around their villages AND SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY

WHAT'D SHE EVER DO TO YOU 8C

tmw when a 5'8" pretty blond girl is more intimidating than a massive 6'0" mountain man

to be fair connor does stab wolves in the face when they try to eat him

crying hanna connor would be too busy going

to do anything intimidating

;SFIJIS;J;SJFJS

tis true

she's a nice wolf tho

she doesn't try to eat people

ffff she just doesn't like it when people take that kind of shit ok

she's dealt with it enough herself

he will gently pet her and feed her magical hand doritos then

I tried throwing bait at the guard before

sljflj MAGICAL HAND DORITOS

it didn't work

did he go for it?

DAMNIT GUARDS

it was supposed to be a smoke bomb but instead

BREAD AND FISH PIECES FOR EEEEEVERYONE

COME MY CHILDREN

FEED LIKE DUCKLINGS

SLJFLSJFS welp

take those guards down with your fierce assassin ducks

LMFAO SOMEONE GET THE TURKEY

WE'RE DOIN THIS

WHERE MAKING THIS HAPPEN

just imagine connor charging into battle with his posse

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGOBBLEBGOBGGLEBGBLEQUACKUACKAQUACK

DSFJHAKJDSFLKJW

he totally friggin would too

all of them in tiny hand-stitched assassin robes

SCREAM

ACHILLES I NEED YOUR HELP

...WITH KNITTING

LMFAO SLKJSFDHALKJDSF

someone get ellen quick

she would be like "the actual fuck, connor"

just connor standing at the doorway of the homestead surrounded by ducks and turkeys

kjldfaslkjfdaslkjw it's so beautiful to me

Disney Prince Connor Kenway

singing songs to the woodland creatures

excuse you guys he's just going to

let down his hair and get situated on this scenic mossy stone

so he can sing for all the squirrels and birds and bunnies

lsjflsjelsjf

sing a song of charles lee

LMFAO SCREAM

imagine: the gentle tune starts

JFS;IJFE;SJFE;S

suddenly connor's hoarse "WHERE IS CHARLES LEE?!??!?"

;JEROWAIJFAH YES

they already pulled a bambi

vicious horrible burning mommy deathscene

IMMEDIATE JUMP CUT TO SPRING CHEERFUL MUSIC IN A GLORIOUS LUSH FOREST

actual disney character connor kenway

LSJFIEJ;AIA

estranged noble father guy

so when connor stabs the crap outta deers is that cannibalism

;SOIFEJ;S SCREAMS