[meme] Character patronuses...
also hi plurk thanks for starting to work again
uhhh right, Sanji
Oda always says he's a duck or a goat which are both hilarious
I mean a donald duck patronus would be pretty much the greatest thing ever
omfg yes
but then he's all kinds of stubborn so... I dunno
donald or dolan.
could be a donkey
...Hahahaha.
kicks like a mule jokes and an ass
I think I'll go with donkey, yeah
as for Miss Poppins. goodness
how do you summarise that lady
Sam is it okay if I tag Sanji at the church /off topic
suppose she might be a swan
classy as hell and can break your arm
ohh swan.
yes
always
tagging yes
yes okay that'll do; Sanji is a dumbass donkey and Mary is a swan
OKAY I just. Feel bad. I don't want to steal all of your CR.
shh
fff.
Man I don't know what Terra's would be.
Stupid donkey. 
A bunny, maybe.
and now I wish I could draw animals because I would so draw owl!Sherlock annoying donkey!Sanji
For some reason I want to see Sanji's donkey wear a bowtie.
daww
HAHAHA
PELT.
a bunny that can shoot fire
Draw us
animals.
..... /makes note to dra- okay
BOW TIES
C:
/salute
Doctor Doctor what are you
A Giraffe.
ffffffffff
aaaaaaaahahaha
YES
i love patronus talk but i am the worst at figuring them out
I've always had him as an otter.
A zebra.
the dance
Yes otter too.
an otter with giraffe legs.
oh god.
Awww otters are so cute 
Doctor is like a hybrid of all the angular animals
Wheatleyyyy.. :|a
yes Wheaters
=Ia
he is the hybrid of all angular animals. the donkey and otter could be stubborn at each other.
God Wheatley's post for Hold 4 made me so sad.
he's such a miserable sod he probably wouldn'
someone put Wheatley as a hummingbird once. .... I dunno.
wouldn't have one anyway
hahaha his daemon is a hummingbird apparently
idk
If hummingbirds were notorious for floating in front of people's faces, maybe.
that sounds cute :>
like hey.
look at me.
a navi hummingbird.
hey, hi.
listen.
also yes the way he talks
I could see it. /kicked.
flittery
...omg cute.
there are fics about it she's a pretty cool thing
I could also see it.
teensy little ball of feathers
and how easily intimidated he is.
all of these need to be drawn
who keeps getting all puffed up and in your face
stealing from all the flowers and running away
/emails Olaf
Pelt, get on this, your animals are beautiful.
shhh
eee
Pelt is also an artist, hmm?
Also Olaf.
I'm surrounded by awesome people.
Oh I know Olaf is. XD
everyone draw everything
and I think in the golden compass AU wheatley got... de-daemon'd... so that went poorly
Also Olaf. Want to see her animals.
aww Wheately :C
Pelt is a lovely artist.
[sparklle]
all the artists must do these things
...
except me
.... D8 wheatley you are a sad sack -- /sits on nemo.
i'm too lazy
no you too.
no stop.
wheatley is the patheticest
all artists are lazy embrace the lazy
I would draw but I'm crap at animals.
he doesn't have enough happy memories to make a patronus
I want to draw everyone's patronuses though that would be fun skfnjkf
patronii
do it do it do it.
do it.
Terra wants to hug Wheatly. :<
Olaf is good at horses...
HOW
Holy crap.
HORSES ARE HELL HOW
How does Olaf exist I don't understand.
she's been riding since she was six
Oh my god she's amazing.
cray
she doesn't exist.
...... she's the master of everything.
it's impossible.
that The Creator title is her true form
jack of all trades and master of all.
I quit.
/rolls into grave
yeah I gave up trying to understand a long time ago
ugh she is impossible
/rolls on top of.
share my pain
sharing it. )8
I went to art school with her
aaa
)'8
equal parts inspiring and depressing
o..oh. /offers more hot cocoa.
hahaha aw
omg what would Wall-E's patronus be
cockroach
aksfjkaDASK
NO but yes
RUDE
haha AW
but it makes sense
It does...
IT'S NOT RUDE IT'S HIS BELOVED PET
yes
HE LOVES HIS COCKROACH
I love how Pixar succeeded in making rats and cockroaches cute
they are masterful
truly
I also need to stop fanboying over my best friend
sorry
I miss her
Awww Sam /hug
;__;
;A;
why don't we have teleporters yet.
Seriously.
mind you she thinks she may have to come back to the UK this year
it's the 21st century we should.
visa stuff is complicated
;-;
... D: eegh.
D:
we're still working on hoverboards
Awww no!
teleporting is on the list
yeah idk the details but she needs to get a job offer from someone who's willing to get a work visa for her
she can't get one herself
How long does she have till? x:
no idea but I don't think it's very long...
oh D=
you'd have to ask her sorry >.<
also hahaha wow this got depressing
STUPID OWL GET OFF MY DONKEY'S HEAD Sherlock your patronus is an asshole
Are you surprised by this?
... no
I do love that he can have an owl because they look so grumpy all the time
owls are cute :<
sherlock owl.
oh yes they are
...you know wheatley's patronus probably would be a bird of some sort, because then he'd be afraid of it
but they look grumpy
they can be both
hi I'm Fel and I think just about every animal is adorable
ksfjakaDASF IT'S THE TRANSFORMER OWL
mnsffjknkf no wheatley ahahaaagosh that would be. awful and horrible at the same time.
omfg yes perfect
YEP THE TRANSFORMER OWL.
FOOF
hello Fel I'm Pelt and I think every animal is adorably glorious
BIRD BIRD BIRD
hello I'm Sam and I agree with all of these things
my coworkers make fun of me all the time 
I'll see a cute picture of a dog or something and be all SQUEEEEE and they're like oh god there she goes again
well they are rude and smell of eggs
show them pictures of hyenas and coo about their cute
Olaf is mad about hyenas
(second option for wheatley: platypus)
hyenas are the bombdiggity
they really are
this one guy that comes in the library all the time just got a new puppy
Olaf knows where it's at.
(or really whatever the derpiest animal you can think of is)
;u;
you know they have aristocracy?
and she is the cutest thing
Olaf LOVES hyenas it's so cute
also it's a female dominant society
I think they're the cutest things as well as badass how can you not love them ksj
the lowest ranking female still outranks the highest ranking male
it isss
Sam do you also love hyenas.
they're fucking crazy it's awesome
I love them but not as much as Olaf
she tells me all this stuff
c:
the "gift" a daughter gives their dad is not beating up on him as much as she beats up other males
I learned all that through knowing Olaf too
and today I was just babbling at her and squeeing and she was giving me puppy kisses and my mean coworker was just like "what is wrong with you get back to work :|" and I was sad.
she talks about them a lot
just in case you thought I was smart I'm not
Olaf is a cool caaaat
D:< Rude coworkers.
what is wrong with your coworkers
she wanted to be a zoologist before she discovered animation
also punch your coworker in the nose. D:<
go figure
haha well.
it's. a long stroy.
my coworkers pretty much all as a unit get excited when someone with a dog walks by
they are very rude I will throw things
She is mean.
(she's the one that accused me of robbery)
rude rude rude.
long stories count for nothing when it boils down to them being meeaann.
so yes.
...........no bad lady get out
can we punch her. )8
Oh Iwish.
I still say she and my old coworker should go bowling.
(oh her boo hiss)
I'm so much happier when she isn't there.
you can envision all the patroni jumping on her
I KEEP DERAILING PLURKS I'm so sorry
hummingbird to the nose
gfbjkasjyaw
yes
all of my memes derail it's tradition
bunny gnawing her ankles
yeeeeah
transformer owl to the face.
she is the dementor
donkey... can't hurt women but pulls faces
sob she's so mean to me
and we will fend her off with happy thoughts
dementor queen.
so many feathers everywhere.
brays really loudly in her ear
HAHAHA
askjdfFDG
kfjsnajknfk
you guys ;^;
Otter will shed all over her shirt. D:<
like animal farm crossed with HP
sanji's donkey would wear a suit
oh my god
I still have a mental image of an otter with giraffe legs it's too weird
kjdnjkddk
Terra's bunny would have ribbons around her ears
jkafjas donkeyinasuitwhat
imagine that otter trying to swim.
msafnlkasmflf
NEMO
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT
/scream
nkjf AHAHAHA
dljfl
I googled Donkey in a Suit. It was the first result.
/done
HAHAHAHAHA
google I applaud you
omg wait
humanity you are gorgeous
fff you were at the ready with that
wakfjajk Sanji is bottom from a Midsummer Night's dream
how did I not
......... AHAHAHAaa
life = made
ffffffffff
hey maybe if he dies he can be brought back with a donkey's head
oh my god.
serve him right tbh
or maybe the ears
Pelt stop crying to me about pancakes.
just the ears
/SCREAM
I would do that
Do it.
he's so vain
Do it.
instead of nose bleeds with pretty girls he HEEHAWS
he would hate that
oh the ears would be cute
fjknkf that would be awful
YES
OMG
Terra would pet them...
sobad
it's actually a bit up in the air as to whether he'll survive this week
....
Terra never sees him the same.
/pulls them.
he's not... looking good
......eyelashes
bad
...... /puts him to bed. ;A;
Sanji don't make an ass out of yourself
bad Sherlock
fffahahahah SIPP
Sipp XD
Sanji suddenly addicted to carrots
but they only have corn
sad donkey
Sanji your life is suffering
sad donkey in a suit
heehawww...
When are we doing that meteor Sanji thread by the by, Sam.
it is
okay
/off topic.
I am doing this
i would do this meme but i really have no clue
geronimo!
is
it allowed is it
maya is a puppy
forever and always
.............. SANJI NO
Sanji yes.
Maya's would probably be a phoenix
SANJI DON'T YOU DARE
DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE
c:
dude he hasn't died yet it's a miracle
...SIPP.
XD
and he's a total wreck rn
no idea about Jayne though probably a weasel or something o//o
maya is actually dumbledore
Maya you are the best
true fact
aww Jayne weasel
with a hat
tiny hat
hdjkasdjkaw
maya is dumbledore irl
weasel in a sweater
suddenly whips off her disguise I HAD A BEARD ALL ALONG
fkjnfkljsm
SHE HAD THIS TWINKLE IN HER EYE...
omg cuuuute
SO CUTE
close enough.jpg
nemo get ooouuut
nope.
make me.
also Sanji, do it.
I had a neighbour with ferrets they were so fun
okay he
Ferrets are precious.
will do that
sob
omg Terra would be destroyed if Sanji died
ferrets i love them
.... )8
)8!
he's going to one day it's inevitable sweety
Terra let's hang out
I know but
also this is EV man
/runs to the Doctor
short for EVIL
hey sanji you shouldn't die
obbing
/sobbing
but snape kills dumbedore tho
or else you'll have to hang out with wheatley
we can sit in the survivor corner
with
hey he doesn't want to
two other people and sherlock's missing leg
also plurk is showing shit out of order im cry
aksjfaksf
as long as Sherlock's leg doesn't regenerate
Sherlock you aren't a time lord right
right
also if you kill sanji what's his punishment
donkey ears
surprise the skull was his tardis
He can die before Sherlock and Hattori go running off. He can press the SOS button. And Terra could come running. But by the time she gets there everyone is dead but Sherlock.
hi.
this is why this is happening
Oh right Nemo I am up for that healing thing whenever.
ghhk
He's not a time lord go away.
can he really become a donkey fknkfmlk sam are you serious
Even better if Sanji dies and Terra sees it happen
vain guy + dinkey ears = fun for everyone
sanji you i can't even
oh nooo that would be painful
Yesss.
/gets a blanket for Terra. )x
dinkey ears what
typo thanks
cute :3
dinky ears too
also you guys keep saying donkey all i can think is pleasure island from pinnochio
dinkey donkey ears
that scene
terrifying
I love it
fffff
....... that scene is mean.
Hitchcock level creepy
worst scene in any disney movie
... maybe I should give him a tail too... no
full stop
tarzan's bad guy hanging himself level creepy
ears are enough
give him a tail.
do it do it do it do it
but tails
do it.
occasionally hee-hawing instead of laughing
but but tails
do it
DO IT.
Sam I swear to god.
I'll consider it!
omg
geronimo!
will
he get donkey eyes
pressure everywhere
no normal eyes
that would be TOO weird
don't give in to peer pressure.
donkey eyes are terrifying yeah
I have to have him still be the character askfjasklf
fkjnfk HEY
HEY
THIS MEANS DOCTOR CAN INTRODUCE HIM TO THE WORLD OF HATS
omg
omg hats
yes
yes
let's do this
/dying
he has River's fedora, we can start there.
he's worn a cowboy hat before that was fun
I like that I can hear your typing getting really loud and excited when you capslock, Pelt.
sanji + fashion we've seen how well it goes
aww yeah
although the second Sanji puts it on the Doctor'll rip it off again a haaa ahem
hahaha Nemo that's so cute
it's adorable. :3c
Doc why
/fluffs at both of you
Also Doc pls.
bowler hat
it's happening
jdask oh man what was it he said to terra that was super British
I totally failed and used some colloquialism
what was it
ohoho?
dang can you remember
"I'm right as rain, love" along those lines
it was cute
THAT WAS IT
jsnff'f
a-aaawww
I felt like such an idiot
AAAW
it's just what you say okay
Right as rain is a British thing? :U
Sanji when'd you get so cute.
Also aw.
followed by love it is
also it's to do with rain
oh. 
right.
haha
we're drowning help
/throws a bucket.
no really everywhere is flooding it's
a bit alarming
Be safe!
send it this way.
gladly
/shoves clouds
... yiiikes. I'll trade you snow for rain.
It's just snowy and icy here...
snow
SNOW
Haha YEP
I LOVE SNOW
AAAAA
/highfive Fel
Nearly fell on my ass on the way to work today THAT WAS FUN
kjfnk come down here we get so much
/grabby hands
hrffff.
I love iceskating
aaa
ahaha yeep every pavement is covered in ice.
YEP.
Iceskating is the cat's pajamas.
omg let me steal it all
And my stupid ankle was locking up all day so I was like WELP
we have frozen lakes C: ice skating in its natural bumpy awful form
I wish it didn't keep melting and freezign up here. D:<
freezing
my one regret in life is that I didn't learn to figure skate
It's never too late!
Learnnn.
^--- this.
idk man there's nowhere to learn here
D:
London isn't great for that sort of thing
not this area anyway
I learned to ice skate in Florida. Think about that.
:|a
...Hahahaha.
cool
bet you could make your own pond.
........ tiny pond.
aaand now I have 'Jamaica has a bobsleigh team' stuck in my head
jkdnsfkjfn
AHAHA
some people
'you dead mon'
you know
'yeah'
they can't believe
jamaica we have a bobsled team
I need to watch that film again
nostalgiaaaa
also haha I will never tag anything when I'm on plurk
I love you guys too much
pretty much. was on a roll then this amazing happened. D:<
I was doing so well until this came up.
D:<
sorry
except it also got Sanji killed so maybe it wasn't all amazin.... no donkey ears it's amazing.
donkey ears steal everyone's attention
no it was amazing.
I might have to try drawing this
donkey ears are very important
please do.
even though I can't
do it
doesn't matter do it
I will attempt
you can do iiiit.
I'll get my tablet and also throw out an attempt
I wish I had my tablet.
let's all draw the glamorous portrait of Sanji with donkey ears
yes
yes I can get behind this
except I will have to go to work soon so
maybe laaater
set deal-- a-aha yes later
Later, but yes do it.
do iit.
yes okay
best reason to kill a character ever
beautiful
njnkf
so much sobbing
also for me. /kicked out.
if you want.
I was 70 percent decided he was going to die anyway
terra want to hug it out after celes and sanji go ;;;; /more excuses for threads with her.
ah perf
right anywho I'd better go get ready for work
ttyl! this was magnificent
rude sanji tbh
<3
Later! Have a good day. \o
.o> see youuu
616 what
wow big plurk
wheatley is going to tweak his ears all the time =3
dsjgkajg NO
byeee
bwehehe ye
also yes gtg byeeee
\o/
bye <3!
C8!
Terra is going to need so many hugs
yes definitely
hugs.
Also Pelt feel free to tag that comment with Terra in the church if you want, I don't want to overload you but it's your call. 
I replied to Sanji.
If I can piledrive my backtagging into submission, will jump it. ;w;! for sure.
this entire thread is amazing and I am drawing everything
as soon as I have time