for anyone that wants to be bothered by the derpmountain

because achilles

but i gotta go to sleep soon because i waited till 4AM to do this for some reason

I have awoken so I will tag this uvu

would he go to kanen's apartment then-? also that reminds me I need to move haytham

because he's definitely not getting sleep with two assassins in that apartment

or at this point he could be wandering .......

SCREAM YES THAT'S FINE

both the kanen's room and the wandering

connor WILL find u haytham

and yell at you for things you didn't do!!!

omg

tackle him to the ground WHERE IS HE!!!!!!!!!

SCREAM PRETTY MUCH

ps now Connor's left hand says "a village unprotected"

so that'll be fun to explain to kanen

let me just each some breakfast and you will get tubby bear & daddy

eat

OMFGNAKD BABIES

NOOOO BABIES

GO EAT i will

go sleep

it will prolly take slightly longer

u will wake up to tags tho

OK I LEAVE YOU

with this

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I'm running on five hours and initially I woke up at seven except I just NOPED because there was no way I would truly be able to function.....

OMH MY GID

LMFAO best.................

it's dangerous out here

that's going to be an accurate representation of them in exit void y/n

yes

i just want to be a good father

omfg and......... try to teach him how to use a sword with technique..... because his own dad did that......

y won't u hold my hand

LMFAO SCREAM

why aren't you pleased with his hitting-things-until-they-stop-moving technique

it has worked so well for him so far

he don't need no fancy actual swordsmanship

but ur all over the place...............

!!!!

EVERYONE SHOULD JOIN THE SEARCH FOR ACHILLES!!

y am i not in haven? i ask myself this daily

SCREAM ENGLAND

maybe you're not so bad after all

maybe

sp4ztard: SPAZ YOU SHOULD BE!!!

it's perfect okay

HOLDS

you need to come wallow in feelings with me someday

scream england pls

you get rid of that monarchy yet england

because you should

maybe

someone explain prime ministers to connor

the grumpier the better

GOOD

hey only achilles is allowed to yell at connor to get off his lawn!!!!!

SCREAMS

U NEED 2 GO ENGLAND

just let connor gently

stab all ur soldiers until you do

they were askin for it

being british

I WATCH MOVIES

I KNOW THAT MAKES YOU EVIL

desmond told connor they won and america was its own country too

he was like

of course no one told connor they expanded it across the entire continent right over all the natives uh

ARE THERE ANY GOOD MEMES UP i've never actually like used bakerstreet

OH YES LINA WAS TALKING ABOUT THAT YESTERDAY do you have the link?

ok i made a thread

/stalks

SCREAM SPAZ

ps what is your haytham journal name I NEVER ASKED

;DDD

i don't has a haytham journal name

WHAT

YOU'VE BETRAYED ME YET AGAIN

must be british or something

>)

i could have sworn you were talking about it tho

I'M NOT CRAZY!!!

yeah i do want to

because he is a sexy beast

do it do it do it

but

but what!!!!

butt monkeys

baw come lend me your flashlight alan

EXCUSE U

the world needs more haythams ok get on it

excuse you!

there are no adequate dw names left for him. other than filf, which sounds like filth

good sleep is for the weak

UNTIL ACHILLES IS BACK NO ONE SLEEPS

sp4ztard: SCReAMS

I CAN'T

dilf is taken

so it'd have to be filf

yessss

SPAZ WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE

idk

athousandpardons

that's still open

number1dad

ooh number1dad :|a

i'm still miffed worldsbestdad was taken

CRYING IT WOULD HAVE BEEN PERF

i know :c

whoops I'll tag this when I get home

i almost tagged this ngl

UGLY CRYING TBH

come back achilles

come baaack

EXACTLY