holy crap i'm actually plurking more than like once a week this feels weird

idk but i wanna play a ship with you

WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING

maybe connor/clipper

ACHILLES/CONNOR IS NOT AN OPTION BTW

omfg recruits yes

LMFAO SCREAMING

THAT IS NOT A THING I EVER EVER WANT TO SEE

i want to ship with u too even though you pulled a twilight on me

it hurts my soul

i will forgive you this time

LMFAO SCREAM I'M SORRY I COULDN'T RESIST

BUT YES. connor/clipper is a thing we shold do

YOU MADE THE PERFECT SETUP

idk trish but i want it

:|a

I ship Connor/me

So. We're playing that.

LMFAO SCREAM

oh shit me too

Forget Ezio. Connor come into my arms and let met love you.

ezio halp tho

he doesn't even know what he's doing

Ezio does not approve of our forbidden love!

LET'S RUN AWAY TOGETHER

oh Connor/me is a thing i want

screw Connor/Clipper. Connor/me is better

suddenly connor has ALL THE LADIES

As he stands there clueless.

"What do women like? Where is Prudence so I can ask her?"

i like connor. i don't need gifts. i just need connor.

connor is perfect.

Just Connor and nothing else. No gifts, no clothes...

>.>

especially no clothes

and this is why someone needs to suggest turkish oil wrestling in haven i am JUST SAYING

achilles does not approve

YES

BUT ACHILLES HE CAN LEARN TO FIGHT BETTER in case he ever gets oiled up by a templar and

wait this got weird

welp

welcome to this horrible plurk

achilles really does not approve of being oiled up by templars

LMFAO SCREAMS

i am okay with friendship

i almost typed friendshit

broship benefits and an inability to have tact uh ship

Yeah you know the Templars. Always oiling up their enemies.

it was meant to be

lmfao everyone can borrow hair grease from charles lee

it works just as well

assassin oil wrestling is happening someday tho you can't stop me

ACHILLES!!!

YEAH I CAN!!!!!

I'LL JUST GO AND DISAPPEAR AGAIN!!!

SCREAMING

NOT ACCEPTABLE!!!!

hundred years dungeon

someone put a baby monitor on him at all times pls

Ew no.

Ships are gross.

WELL I NEVER

wait i meant WELL I NEVER

but ugly crying works as well

Ffffffffffff

jeez connor sorry the warden didn't take you to prom

You know what I ship, you gorgeous brat. <3

I know right

Deer hide leathers totally clashed with her prom dress and she's having none of that peasanty shit

SCREAM

#RICH WHITE PEOPLE

Korra is like fuck that here is our BEAR CLAW TIARAS

Well maybe if you guys quit being so poor this wouldn't be a problem. B||||||||

The warden doesn't understand why can't the natives just buy more money

JKLSDFKJLAKLJW LMFAO SCREAM

U NEED 2 GO

korra's "problem" is in inuit tribes it's the farthest away from capitalism as you can go and anything they own can be divide out amongst their own first

and believe in property of the community and not the individual

shipping meme let's talk about culture clashes

savages

whoa now

social justice warriors are bad for your health when they're actual warriors, cousland

Shhhhh

delicate conversational maneuvering isn't her strong point

but Korra should know all about that. C:

point

wolf mom, that is all

wolf mom!!