complete with new 'look'
:'| /watches from a distance.
you'll get to mock him soon enough don't cry
/taps chin
/oh hi
/demands a 'you too!?' conversation between Hattori and Sanji >>
yes
/debates Wheatley finding him quick or a little while later
please
Oh Sanji...
/pokes at laihiriel
sorry Ivan he just isn't cool
you were bound to find out one day
Hattori's Not Dead Yet, but it'll happen.
he's feeling better n- no wait he isn't
well, he will be when he sees the ears
pffft. I see what you did there. :|
bros, sanji. they're bros. you can take the small bits of teasing.
/grumbles
would you prefer being left alone? Hattori... actually, no, hattori doesn't know how to do that.
I should poke this.
yes
yes you should
let the mocking commence
Welcome to the club, Sanji
Mocking? 
there we go
deathpals
yes I go to make a cup of tea and return to this good
one of the two things Wheatley knows in Morse
he knew it'd come in handy
wonderful but why are you calling him a baby dinosaur
sanjiii
ahaha... ha...
;o;
surely nothing will go wrong here
absolutely not
askdls leeches though
I'm screaming
brain leeches
I'm gonna tag this when I get home.
yes wonderful
Gonna tag you toooo I just have to settle on a death penalty
\o/
you're getting an earful when you're alive again mister
ha ha
sob
ears
Sanji
do you see what I did there
also your ears played with
I do
also yes
everyone is going to play with his ears
everyone
easter egg; if you scratch his ears in exactly the right spot his leg will kick
ghgghhn
like a bunny
:3
he is going to be miserable about this
Wheatley has called first dibs on touching them yeeeeeah
Wheatley you thought they were leeches
you tried to pull it OFF
I will strive to make this happen
bend down
he was helping!
sdfjghhsdfg
nnno
if they had been leeches, you'd be thankful.
introduces Sanji to a hat.
everyone will associate him with the hat.
for all of eternity.
deerstalker
'hey remember that time you wore the hat.'
For weeks.
And weeks.
sob
Terra is so going to pet his ears.
A lot.
She's going to be utterly infatuated with them, I hope you realize.
he will be so grateful
but still distressed ;__;
she thinks animals are adorable and the best okay
especially at first like DON'T LOOK AT MEEEE
I'M HIEDOUSSS
or hideous
one of those
She's going to go from sobbing and crying to 
use his ears to dry her tears
baw cute
super cute
;w;
Sherlock you don't get to touch them
don't tell her what happened.
also rude.
he won't
he's partially responsible for them you know.
also do you even want to
oh but wait
wait this might be a great time for him to shatter the 4th wall finally
dibs.
like he sees them and thinks of Pinocchio and then it's like
>:|
DING
or maybe the Doctor and him see it at the same time then fight over who got it first
haha no go ahead if you have plans.
plurk stop
holding everything.
oh my god that
plurk go to AA already
I love how much everyone is reacting to this XD
nuuu he dieed how ssaad OMG EARS
EARSSSS
:'D
everyone loves ears
apart from Wheatley who thinks they're a brain infesting leech
even Celes is going to be like 
wat
wat
heeee
I wish I could read this right now aaa.
it will be your present for after work
